MANICAPOST

BLABBERMOUTH: Truck drivers are feasting on his wife!

WHAT is this that we hear about this other fuel dealer, who is using a considerable part of his rented space at his business site as paid parking for trucks.
I mean this dark skinned chap, who has lived in the city for some time, and widely known in the streets by his baboon totem.
While Blabber respects his business acumen and his ability to stay afloat, and to wake up every day to work for his family, he has also long noted, as a matter of public talk the circumstances in which his family was formed.
Yes, he snatched the woman from a respected and innocent man, his close confidante, for that matter, to start a family.
We all knew this lady for her highly questionable morals.
This is the reason, as men, we are supposed to be each other’s keeper so that even if married or attached women throw themselves at us, we should have the self-respect to turn them away.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that the woman in question has not stopped her demonic acts of infidelity.
She is now dating truck drivers who park their trucks at their fuel business premises.
Only recently, she was seen by fellow truck drivers in the midst of the horizontal mambo game with one of their colleagues, and the issue is now a public secret around the place.
But, when such things happen to you, gentle reader, you are the last person to know. While in the dark, the whole world around you, not only knows, but laughs at you.
By now he must have started hearing rumours unless all those around him are not so friendly to him. And for that reason Blabber will be following up on this story, and establish whether he is divorcing this thigh vendor masquerading as a wife or he chose to forgive her.
Who knows, maybe she knelt and told him that she will never do it again, kkkkkkkkkkk!
Be that as it may, elders in the community such as Yours Truly, were not surprised to hear about this.
They have been around for some time to know that no matter how you may want to breed them, leopards can never change their spots.
In simple terms, it was just a matter of time before this dude goes through something as nasty as this.
After all, he also snatched her from someone else, and the pain of betrayal that the guy he took her from went through is the same pain that our dear brother must be going through.
Such is the life we live, as you make your bed, so you must lie in it. Or put differently, what you give is what you get!
Before Blabber takes a bow, what is this that we hear about the new touchline in our beautiful and beloved city? The new touchline seems to be so lucrative to the extent that it is perceived to be mainly for the affluent.
For those that could be wondering where exactly it is located, it is right at the centre of the city, where protagonists are clients at this other new world class fitness centre.
In their skimpy dressing they intentionally leave the fitness centre, aimlessly stroll into a nearby supermarket and eatery, all in the quest to lure potential clients.
Blabber will soon be back with how much these shameless flesh peddlers are charging, and possibly making per night. I rest my case!