THE CLONE AGE

LOS ANGELES.—Back in the day, Hollywood icons were known for their extraordinary— and distinctive — beauty. 

From Marilyn Monroe’s voluptuous curves to pale and androgynous Tilda Swinton, stars were never afraid to stand out by looking quirky and different.

But there is now a sinister new phenomenon known as ‘Slop Face’ that is dominating Hollywood.  And the rising influence of AI on beauty has been blamed.

The term ”Slop face’ comes from AI slop which is low quality, mass produced digital content created using artificial intelligence without much purpose or care.

Slop is usually hyper-realistic or absurd images, designed to exploit social media algorithms to generate clicks, views and advertising revenue.

As a result of this creepy new trend, the vast majority of beautiful-but-bland young women on screen are now all starting to look the same.

Starlets are uniformly petite, with tiny size zero bodies, big Disney princess eyes, button noses, plumped lips and long voluminous hair.

Perfect rows of gleaming white teeth are identical, extra long fingernails and cartoonish eyelashes are a must.

Botox to banish wrinkles is essential.

And it’s not just the women who are interchangeable—all leading men are expected to have washboard abs, and when was the last time you saw a man under 40 on screen with a bald spot or big nose?

This relentless pressure to conform aesthetically has been blamed on the intense scrutiny of social media.

Showbiz insiders say that these homogenous frozen faces would once have been a result of shadowy studio bosses, producers and agents piling on pressure behind the scenes.

But now it’s not just influential humans who are urging up and coming actresses and pop stars to change their natural look.

AI has plenty to say on the subject too.

Stars who dare to read the slew of vicious and highly critical online comments from toxic trolls and bitchy bots may feel the need to alter their image to conform.

Since unflattering images go viral in seconds, lumps and bumps are scraped off as high end plastic surgeons, cosmetic dentists and dermatologists work in tandem to achieve on-trend looks.

Of course the aim of the somewhat startled face is to boost — and ultimately extend – their client’s careers regardless of the fact that some may struggle to frown, scowl, grimace or sneer.

But leading plastic surgeon Professor Mr Tunc Tiryaki from the Cadogan Clinic in London warns that in the battle against aging we are in danger of creating an army of lookalike clones.

He said: “Slop face is an interesting reflection of where celebrity beauty has arrived, but I don’t think we should simply blame the individuals themselves.

“I suspect much of this homogenisation is being driven by the extraordinary pressure young actors, singers and influencers are subjected to on social media.

“They are constantly scrutinised, photographed and criticised, and when a particular face becomes the perceived ideal, there is an enormous incentive to conform to it.

“The irony is that the more everyone tries to achieve the same idea of perfection, the less beautiful and distinctive the result becomes.

“We are beginning to see faces that are technically flawless but strangely interchangeable.

“For me, the real art of plastic surgery is almost the opposite of this.

“A great surgeon should not make you look like someone else, or like an Instagram filter, or even like another patient.

“The goal should be to make you look like the best, most refreshed version of yourself – perhaps a younger version of your own face, but still unmistakably you.

“Preserving individuality, character and expression is just as important as correcting signs of ageing.

“There is also something rather sad about the fact that an industry once celebrated for producing extraordinary, individual beauty now seems increasingly populated by variations of the same aesthetic.

“Hollywood was once full of faces you could recognise instantly —faces with character, asymmetry and personality.

“Now, at times, it feels as though we are creating an army of Disney princesses: beautiful, flawlessly polished and almost indistinguishable from one another.

“Beauty should not be about creating clones.

“The most successful aesthetic work is the work you notice without necessarily knowing why someone looks so good.

“They look rested, healthy and refreshed — but they still look completely, authentically themselves.”

           So what exactly is Slop Face?

Rather than being driven by a single individual, the ideal Slop Face is a composite of various stars’ facial features.

Wide framed eyes tend to be complimented by thick lashes like Hailey Bieber.

Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid have the perfect little refined button nose, while Sabrina Carpenter is thought to have the most full and luscious lips.

Zendaya’s softly defined chin and Lindsay Lohan’s plump cheeks are the most popular, along with Anne Hathaway’s neatly arched brows.  And where celebrities lead, the rest of us tend to follow.

According to the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons (BAAPS), the number of people opting for facelift procedures in the UK surged by 97 per cent in 2022 and rose by a further eight per cent in 2024.

The broader UK aesthetics industry, which includes Botox, exceeded £3.6bn by the end of last year.

Also known as ‘copy and paste face’ the generic cyborg look of a perfect, poreless face with high cheekbones and catlike eyes was widely condemned when it first appeared around five years ago.

Critics blamed the widespread use of flattering Instagram filters and FaceTune.

It was suddenly simple to adjust photos to match unrealistic beauty standards with just a few taps of your phone.

Technology instantly showed what your face would look like if it were heart shaped, thinner or had smoother skin, larger eyes or fuller lips.

Filters emerged with names like Plastica and Fix Me. A photo editing app called CelebFace attracted millions of followers.

Celebrity make-up artist Colby Smith explained: “It’s like an unrealistic sculpture. Volume on volume. A face that looks like it’s made out of clay.

“I think ninety-five per cent of the most-followed people on Instagram use FaceTune, easily.

“And I would say that ninety five per cent of these people have also had some sort of cosmetic procedure.

“You can see things getting trendy like, everyone’s getting brow lifts via Botox now. Kylie Jenner didn’t used to have that sort of space around her eyelids, but now she does.

“People are absolutely getting prettier.

“The world is so visual right now, and it’s only getting more visual, and people want to upgrade the way they relate to it.”  — Sun Club

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