WHAT THEY SAID ON THE STREETS OF H-TOWN

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H-Metro spoke to scores of people on the streets of Harare yesterday.

Here are their views:

Bhuru is the best to its consumers because God said everyone must consume what he or she enjoys, so no one must ban Bhuru because it gives us energy. − Tinashe Chizondo.

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On behalf of all Harare’s street ghetto youth and my CBD Xmex Mall youths, with whom I am celebrating my 36th birthday today and tomorrow, haa pakashata, I defend Bhuru sex booster because it is making all marriages to stand right now. I have so far not experienced or witnessed its side effects from the day I started taking it. My wife is always on cloud nine with this Bhuru. − Obvious Gurure, – Silent Killer’s former manager

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We have many relatives who passed on from these sex enhancers that they are taking without medical doctors’ prescriptions. Some women are forced to divorce their husbands after being seduced by men who use these sex enhancers. The Government must ban all illegal drugs and substances from entering Zimbabwe and jail all its traders. − Tawanda Mashutu

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There are marketing gimmicks in vending but only enough water in a human body boosts your sexual appetite. I once took this Bhuru drink but experienced nothing. When your body has enough water, its muscles with be flexible. − Uncle Tommy.

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My wife bought me present after satisfying her. Bhuru is a wife pleaser. That artist who sang ‘Fadza Madzimai’ hit song may have composed that song after taking this Bhuru drink. The people advocating for the ban of this Bhuru sex booster is the one who must be banned from Zimbabwe because even my wife ended up taking it too after I told to her about it.” − Shepard Zharare, a vendor at Copacabana

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