BLABBERMOUTH: Cheating knows no social status

 

WHAT is this that we hear about this other couple already on separation even though they are living in the same house, after the wife chose to do the abominable thing?

Now that the political debates and discussions are subsiding in many public spaces as elections are now done and dusted, Blabber can now comfortably revisit all those issues that could have escaped his attention in recent weeks or months.

One of them relates to a fierce fight that recently erupted between a married couple at a bookshop in the central business district after the man had caught his wife on a video call with a boyfriend.

Dear reader, earthquakes just happen.

 

Tornadoes just happen. Cyclones just happen, but surely your tongue does not just happen to fall into someone else’s mouth.

In short, cheating is a well calculated and well thought out move that involves emotional attachment, hence this uncultured woman must have deliberately decided to engage in multiple sexual relations outside her marriage.

Yours Truly is blabbering about none other than this other couple that lives in one of the two medium density suburbs located somewhere in the west side of our city, near a well-known grave yard.

The husband runs an embroidery business and a bookshop in the city and this is why Blabber is saying cheating in marriage knows no social status because the husband is actually providing all that any normal woman would need.

If the couple was from a poor background and struggling to make ends meet, perhaps Blabber would think the wife was cheating to augment their family earnings, but alas this is a well-resourced family living an opulent lifestyle.

Given the husband’s stable income, Blabber was actually wondering why the wife was still spending so much time in city salons providing manicure and pedicure services.

Yours Truly has now concluded that it is in these salons that she would easily connect with her boyfriends, obviously with the help of some barefaced salon pimps.

The couple are senior devotees at that other church which started overseas and whose name depicts congregants that are united.

Be that as it may, Blabber is in possession of a very, very long list of the woman’s boyfriends, some of whom, dear reader, you would never imagine going between the sheets with a married woman.

From her church to some well-respected city gentlemen, this woman must be possessed by the spirit of the Biblical Delilah as she dishes out her goodies like confetti at a wedding.

In the coming few weeks, Yours Truly will certainly feast on this list of these pseudo gentlemen, one by one.

In case you are still wondering who l am blabbering about, the woman’s first name has something to do with being beautiful, although her character speaks otherwise.

On the other hand, the husband’s name has something to do with a garden and indeed some greedy men invaded his garden.

Before Yours Truly signs off, some simple advice to our dear brother, if another man steals your woman, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Real women cannot be stolen!

Till next Friday, keep well and always remember to take good care of your loved ones.

 

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