Online Reporter
WHAT is this that we hear about the fist fight pitting two girlfriends of this other public official who is using our major service provider to enlarge his clan of sexual partners?
You know, gentle reader, we are all supposed to be mourning our dear comrade whom we lost in the same organisation, recently, but here we are, seized with this humiliating scenario.
Yes, the departed comrade had a fair share of skeletons in his closet, some of which were dealt with extensively on this widely read column, but as they say, say no evil, hear no evil and see no evil when it comes to our departed comrades.
May his soul rest in eternal peace!
Be that as it may, Blabber has it on good authority that some concubines exchanged blows, all because of this public official, who they are both dating.
For his own information, Yours Truly has been aware of his multiple sexual relations in this organisation for quite some time, but Blabber, being an elder in our community, is not always trigger happy. After all, Yours Truly understands that we are all human.
His choice is often unmistakable.
Those with beauty that is seen from behind like the majestic Victoria Falls are his cup of coffee.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that two concubines, one an employee and other a fellow policy maker within the organisation, beat the brakes off each other as they claimed sole ownership of this well-known philanderer.
In the interest of letting you, gentle reader, know and understand how some public officials are spending their time and energy, Blabber will surely pursue this matter because the law enforcers were actually called in to intervene and restore peace.
What is disturbing to Yours Truly is that this dude finds enough time to make affairs with fellow policy makers and uses his clout to employ girlfriends at a time when the services from the organisation that we all want are lagging behind.
Thank God, he is not the one in absolute control of the system since he has someone above him, hence he managed to have several concubines employed, otherwise the entire organisation would have been filled with his sexual partners.
Blabber is also informed that, unlike other men who can manage their extra marital affairs tactically, he also has a weakness of erecting a tent whenever he finds a girlfriend, many as they are.
Only if someone can lecture him on the fall of the Biblical Samson, perhaps we can save a brother.
This is the reason why Blabber always insists on having basic education because the behaviour and level of understand is just different, but alas these are the same officials who always have their supporters make noise during the swearing in ceremony so that we cannot clearly hear how they fail to take oath of office in simple English.
Before signing off, Blabber feels sorry for those concubines that settled with men who made instant fortune during the rush for the precious stones from that other dry area. These women are now helpless as their chosen partners have suddenly become poorer than church mice.
They are literally living on the breadline!
For these struggling women, at least for those that can, perhaps it is time they change their focus and try their luck with a new breed of rich boys who are dealing with that other precious mineral mined in the other side of the town.
I rest my case!
