Man beats up wife for saying hea��s weak in bed. . . has a big useless bedroom gun

Danisa Masuku
A HUSBAND with the right tools cana��t use them and when his wife points out the a�?facta�? she gets a beating.

Trish Sibanda (29) is a brave woman. She told her husband straight to his face that he had a penis size that anyone could dream of but he could not sustain a decent erection.

However, such news was not welcome to Thabani Nyoni (33)a��s ears. He accused her of being a promiscuous wife and gave her a hiding.

As such Sibanda approached the courts seeking protection from her husband.

a�?After I discovered the problem and seeing that we have to save our marriage I spoke to him but he got angry and accused me of seeing other men.A� I stood my ground and told him that he fails to satisfy me in bed although he has aA� big thing. It gets flaccid after a few minutes of action,a�? she said at the Lupane Civil Court.

Knowing that opening up in court would not invite another beating, Sibanda poured her heart out.

a�?He just sleeps on top of me and after about four minutes he would be done.A� I would be still having an urge to indulge but he just sleeps next to me. When I ask him to continue with the act he would say I am troublesome and promiscuous,a�? she said.

Nyoni admitted in court that he had a serious problem.

a�?To prove that I love my wife I have sought help from a sangoma,a�? he said.

But he started experiencing the same problem a month later and he has run out of ideas.

a�?At the moment I am at a loss of words and I dona��t know what to do. I beat her out of anger because she insulted me saying I was as useless as an ox,a�? he added.

The presiding magistrate Ndumo Masuku ordered Nyoni never to beat his wife and instructed the parties to go for counselling and come back on 18 November.