1. No matter how evil money is, I don’t think being broke is holy.
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2. Got so drunk last night that we searched for one of my friends for an hour and he helped us look for him.
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3. Half the day, I wonder if it is too late for coffee and the other half, I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol.
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4. Guys think they want a lot of sex until they get a woman who demands a lot of sex.
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5. Kesikhumbuzane njalo ukuthi lokhe kwangena uChiyangwa lo Omega eZifa, iDeMbare ilokhe idliwa yiBosso waya waya.



