Welcome to Generation X

Yoyoyo wats up cats. How ya all doing? Welcome to all our Generation X peeps. Thanks for your items yo . . . keep them mirrors and words flowing, this is for ya’ll.
Also listen up. . .if you don’t put you name to your stuff; we can’t post NHE? So remember to put your name on your items right! Also this is for all the races, colours and creeds ya ‘all so we want to hear from you.
Sissy Ann

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Success is most often achieved by those who don’t know that failure is inevitable. Let us keep on swotting we will get ther. Luv u gys all St Dominic’s inclusive students. From Rumbidzai Melissa Sibanda.
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Nothing is more dangerous than a poor doctor; not even a poor employer or a poor landlord.
Of all the social vested interests the worst is the vested interest in poor health. . . By Tinashe Mwachema.
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Chinoz’s son, Adam, at xool

Teacher: Who signed the Rudd Concession?
Adam: I don’t know sir
Teacher: bt you are a war veteran’s son and you don’t know the person who
signed the Rudd Concession?
Lets go to the Headmaster’s office.”

The Head decides to call Chinoz to come to School.

Head to Chinoz: Your child says he does not know the
person who signed the Rudd Concession
Chinoz: Regai ndinotaura naye panze.

So Chinoz and his son go out of the office.

Chinoz : Ndiani akasigner Rudd Concession?
Adam: handizivi ini Baba.
Chinoz: Adam kana uriwe wakasigner taura hako,
Unofa nekurohwa nematicha!

Pamberi nekudzidza
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Quote of the week: Unotonzwa mskana achidada kuty, “heee many guys are after me!”,musiye akadaro uyo jst keep in mind kuty low priced staff attract a lot of customers. . . . in other words she z a twizza. . . . . kkkkk .BY VEE M MTRE

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Hi sisy ANNE yo articles a t powerful.
By JOE KWENTA IN Buhera
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MY POEM
Education and wisdom by Quincy Elvis Murime
It takes time for someone educated to get a job, it needs prolonged studying, power pays but hard I could see my brother Osborn heat the bull mashumba to drag the plough in the field. Things take time to mellow.
God took six days to do the earth. It also takes some mileage for God to prepare, that like wisdom, education just like a pinch of its like you don’t have something in hand. (Sonnet Quincy Elvis Murime).

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A beautiful young lady ws sitting nxt to a man in a combi, Sh ws so sexy, and sh said to th guy “”nhaiwe, unonzi ani?” Huy said”Codza”.
Then she said “Codza can you please help me remove something from my breasts?” The excited young man replied and said “it will be my pleasure, what is it?” The woman said “Your eyes idiot” By teenyc
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Our greatest fear should not be of failure, but of succeeding at things in life that don’t really matter. By Thelman Sibanda.
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POEM
Bankrupt By Quincy Elvis Murime
Without money so dangerous, you become a burden in a minute, you over open your eyes like a vulture or deep them rainy forests in Buganda.
You can go buggy as a spited saliva in a public toilet, you become a slave to stress or continuous tormul. Bankrupt so barren as somalian soil.
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Sster Annie murisei,
Im Iam t dzviti frm dz exitin Im hppny for yo program iz nyc and gug so mi I say hamuite hamuiti mamuite.
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Hi I am a girl aged 16yrs am looking for frnz btwn 14 n 20 yrs bth boyz n galz. Those who a instrsted cn cal me or txt. 0774189626

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A learned man is an idler who kills time with study. Beware if his false knowledge for it is more dangerous than ignorance. Life levels all men, knowledge reveals the eminent. Two starving men cannot be twice as hungry as one, bt two rascals can be ten times vicious as one. . . By Tinashe Mwachema
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Chimbomukausekewo Tocky aiva mundege kuenda London ndege yakasvika paairport saka vanhu vose vakaburuka Tocky akasara akagara zvikanzi ne security aaa Mr Tocky aaa Mr Tocky ngatichiburukai zvikanzi na Tocky aaaa hamuzvizivi hre, chero President vanotozviziva kuty Tocky paakwira hameno akadzika . Setsawo

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A young mosquito went out flying on its first day. When it returned home the mother asked, how was your first day flying?” Young mosquito answered with joy and smiled, “every person I fly on top of the head was clapping for me”.
The mother with tears in her eyes said, “thank God you came back alive, they were not clapping for you but they wanted to kill you.” Lesson for Life – It is not everyone who claps hands for you who are happy to see your success. Beware some wish to see you going down so don’t trust every smile.
By Arnold swaznega b mukwe
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Excel in everything you do today so that you don’t have to do it again tomorrow. Successful people do occasionally, so work when its still day because night will come, thus use your day effectively. By Nigel Nhambirwa.
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Note. . .Yeah, yeah, it’s like time to dip, so listen up ya’ll, check this out. . .don’t call us “peeps”, don’t come knocking on e’ door, jus get wt e’ program and SEND yr stuff to chat/watsapp in your own lingo (anything u want, poems, Jokes, sayings, encouragement, yr photo’s, advice, questions, answers etc., as long as it is short and respectful).
Send us your items on 0717 534 343 / 0717 534 342 or email: [email protected] Note ya’áll it’s not a chat group, just a platform for you to express your creative selves.
Teen chat – OUT!