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1. UBABA lomntwana bayaxoxa kuntambana bakwejisile.
Baba: Wee Sipho ngubani uPresident weZimbabwe?
Sipho: Ngu Jacob Zuma baba. (kuchelesile okunkabi).
Ubaba: Akutshaye ngempama okuSipho athi pay attention kumsebenzi wakho wesikolo. UPresident walapha nguRobert Mugabe.
Kuhlalahlale okunkabi kusacabanga ngemva kwesikhatshana kubuze uyise.
Sipho: Baba ngubani uPhiri?
Ubaba: Angimazi mina.
USipho atshaye uyise ngempama athi pay attention to your marriage. UPhiri yi-boyfriend kamama entsha.
2. UMFUNDISI uyatshumayela esontweni akhuphe abantu amadimoni abanye bawele phansi, amanye amadimoni akhulume kusale umuntu oyedwa oledimoni elilenkani elingafuni ukuphuma. Umfundisi alibuze ukuthi kungani lingafuni ukwehlukana lalowo muntu.
Liphendule lithi: “Ngifuna ukumwinisa i-lotto next week lumuntu’, umfundisi ezwakale esenyenyeza esithi. Phuma kuye ungene kimi, sidalwa esihle.
3. INHLANYA ezimbili ziya e-butchery. Olunye lufike luthi sicela i-2 litres yenyama ye-chicken. Olunye lwahleka lwaze lwaqamela umduli. Balubuza ukuthi luhlekani becabanga ukuthi alusahlanyi. Lwathi ngihleka leyi ethi ifuna i-2 litres ye-chicken thina sikhohlwe isigubhu.
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