Arrested for laughing

Yoyoyo wats up cats. How ya all doing? Welcome to all our Generation X peeps.
Thanks for your items yo . . .keep them mirrors and words flowing this is for ya’ll. Also listen up. . . if you don’t put you name to your stuff; we can’t post NHE? So remember to put your name on your items right! Also this is for all the races, colours and creeds ya ‘all so we want to hear from you.
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It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation. By Sydney Maruta in MUTARE
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Arrested for laughing . . . !!

This is from an actual trial in the UK.
A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a
bus.
When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling
humiliated on account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more.
She filed a court case on him. In the court the man’s defence was:-
“When the lady boarded the bus I couldn’t help noticing she was
pregnant. She sat under an advertisement,
which read “Coming Soon- The unknown boon”..
I was even more amused when she
then sat under a shaving
advertisement, which read: – “William’s stick did the trick”
Then I could not control myself any longer, when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which
read: – “Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident”..
The case was dismissed.
The judge fell off his chair laughing
Forwarded by EL

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Read fast next time?kkkkk Apa unenge uchitsvaga etym nemadziso matsvuku.. by ZULEX THE GREAT. . . MUTARE
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Hie guyz mi name z Mitchelle . to all teens do you noe what is trouble? it is when a boyfriend introduce you to his family & find out that his mother is the nurse who helped you to adport your baby, his father is the sugar daddy who bought you the smart phone you are holding, his sister is the gal you fought with for a guy & his bro is your ex – boyfriend and the father of your adopted child
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The mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find
her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly
packing his suitcase.

“What happened ?” she asks anxiously.

“What happened! I’ll tell you what happened.
I sent an email to my wife telling her
I was coming home today from
my business trip.
I get home, and guess what I found?

Yes, your daughter, my wife, with a guy in
our marital bed! This is unforgivable,
the end of our marriage.
I’m done. I’m leaving forever !”

“Calm down, calm down!”
says his mother-in-law. “There is something
very odd going on here. My daughter would
never do such a thing! There must be a simple
explanation. I’ll go speak to her immediately
and find out what happened.”

Moments later, the mother-in-law
comes back with a big smile.

“I told you there must be a simple explanation..
she didn’t receive your E-mail !”
Forwarded by EL

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Greetings to you all my name is Joel Mambinge
Just want to share a word about relationships
Relationship is a connection between two or more parties
It can be political, social ,intimate or religious but what makes relationship is the alignment in goals
They can be same goals or opposite and can still be called relationship
Any successful relationship is based on effective communication at all stages as the opposite leads to a poor , shaky relationship
There is also a relationship of convenience it can also be between two people but the other part might not know the intentions of the other party
To reward a relationship you should be loyalty, faithful, friendly and committed
I conclude by encouraging people to be careful who they relate with since relation can affect parties either negatively or positively

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Big up to generation X ndimi muneyese l had never bought a newzpaper bt frm the day l saw yaBLAA SUZAN its nw my customy to buy a copy every week.
Lets say u have 3 dogs then the dogs gve birth to pupies then wen pupies grow up and u sel them then u take yo best friend to a local bar to drink beer then yo frendy went drank nd he starts calling ‘todzidya mari dzembwa ‘ wat wil u think guyz ? By Tendai Mutasa

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Hey teen chat
I love being so simple because being simple makes me so Important in a sophisticated way. I want to remain Different Until Time Dies. When they run North ,I run South.
When they send, instead I receive. I hate what they Love. Now I am feeling proud, I realize they are too tired to.#They Want To Know How I Know What I Know. Loving is actually caring, so when you share you are caring, the same applies in caring. Don’t feel mean, share.
Thanks to #Lorraine Tatenda -that was so motivating and inspiring.
I LOVE YOU TEENS
My name is Manny.
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