BLABBERMOUTH: Are our wives safe in that church?

WHAT is this that we hear about this other clueless football coach, once attached to that other underperforming team, but was recently fired?
Blabber is not really into sports, and this issue was not meant to be part of this instalment, as Yours Truly is preoccupied with the exploitation of married women by a church member.
However, having caught wind of this juicy sporting story, Yours Truly could not resist digging deeper to bring you all the details.
Word on the street is that the coach, whose surname coincidentally relates to an end, is secretly visiting the local match venue at night in a desperate bid to use juju to sabotage the team’s chances of achieving positive results.
Insiders revealed to Blabber that the inept coach had a fallout with his sangoma, who is now exacting revenge on the club instead of the coach.
Blabber questions how the club’s security officials are being remunerated while sleeping on duty, allowing this anomaly to persist and the club to lose crucial points.
So much for the desperate coach!
Gentle Reader, have you heard about this serial womaniser, who shamelessly preys on fellow church members’ wives, displaying no remorse?
Interestingly, this individual heads a Government department responsible for infrastructure repair and construction within our communities, commanding respect due to his position.
We had so much respect for him because of his office. Ironically, his surname, which implies acquiring multiple things, accurately reflects his despicable character, as he indeed craves too many things, particularly when it comes to women.
Word has reached Yours Truly that this individual has ruined a fellow church member’s marriage. Blabber has reliable information that this is not the first instance of him dating a married church-mate. The difference this time is that the husband discovered his wife’s illicit affair with this promiscuous individual and subsequently divorced her.
For the curious ones, the church in question is the popular one known for its uniformed women dressed in red and blue garments, and renowned for its united worship methods.
Blabber will closely monitor the situation to see to it that church elders take prompt action to prevent further marital collapses all because of the dude’s open-zip, shut mind approach to sexual matters. I rest my case!