Online Reporter
WHAT is it that is being eaten by these female workmates with similar body shape, as if they escaped from the same womb?
Blabber has been quietly observing the female employees from two public service departments, and the surprising thing about them is that most of them have similar bodily features.
Blabber, being Blabber, is an elder in our community, whose agenda has nothing to do with body shaming, but if anything, the desire to unravel and scrutinise some of the unusual things happening in our midst.
With their guitar-shaped, curvaceous bodies, Blabber has been wondering whether it is all about the food or some substance that they consume that has left them with similar physical features.
First, it was about the female employees of that other department that is entrusted with the honourable duty of cross-examining and determining outcomes of criminal cases.
Gentle reader, ladies here are hourglasses!
In their high heels, along the corridors, they swing or sway, walking with a distinct gait characterised by a fluid side-to-side motion of their back ears — typical of a runway walk.
Who does not know their distinct, confident, polished catwalk often seen in high-fashion shows around the world?
To put matters into context, only those who know or have used jelly before — can get the correct mental picture of what Blabber is trying to convey.
In fact, walking behind them while going upstairs at their offices is a torturous experience.
Just like their counterparts who cross-examine and determine criminal cases, ladies who are working in that other department that has the noble duty of keeping and rehabilitating society’s social misfits have curves in all the right places.
Even in their thick combat apparel, which is usually designed for high abrasion resistance and durability, their curvaceous shape is as noticeable as a sore thumb or beacon in the night.
Armed with their unique strong posture, a steady forward gaze, long purposeful steps, and an effortless sense of attitude, these are curvy goddesses in their own right!
Yours Truly can only imagine the environment for men who work in these departments, how they have to deal with Beyoncé at the reception, Kim Kardashian in the office next door and Nicki Minaj at the canteen.
Whichever corridor one takes at the workplace, they rub shoulders with zaftig women.
Blabber hopes that someday, these respected ladies will share their secret, and let their counterparts elsewhere enjoy the same admiration and attention in public spaces.
I rest my case!
