BLABBERMOUTH: Bell that rings loudest now shining the brightest

 

A FEW months ago, Blabber, being an admirer of a serene environment, was disturbed to hear that there was a new bell in the city that was ringing the loudest.

Yours Truly opted to identify him as a bell because his name has a similar rhyme.

The law enforcer was being law unto himself.

Everyone at his workplace was aware of how he literally personalised the law enforcement vehicle, which, at one point, he even repaired at his own cost after being involved in an accident.

Who does not know that he is on the payroll of many businesspeople around the city?

Blabber is now in possession of the long list of the businesspeople from whose hands he eats as well as their reasons for feeding this charlatan.

Yours Truly even has pictorial evidencein the form of a video clip, with the fella soliciting for a bribe from a local businessman in the company of a few understudies.

However, this is a story for another day!

Behold, the bell that was ringing the loudest is now shinning the brightest!

Blabber has noticed with utter shock and disgust how this good-for-nothing chap desperately continues to try to change the colour of his skin.

Yours Truly thought that these skin lightening lotions, dangerous as they are for one’s health in the long run, are mainly used by women for the obvious reasons.

Not until Yours Truly discovered that some males are also making efforts to lighten their skin for God knows why.

Can someone tell him that his children and grandchildren will one day be ashamed to be identified with him, simply because of his lack of pride in the colour of his skin.

On to other important issues, what is this that we hear about this other once popular prophet who was involved in another accident while passing through that road which evokes Christmas sentimentalities.

I mean this other pint-sized ‘Man of God’ whose love for sweetness saw him dating some of the most infamous slay queens of the city when things were still rosy for him.

Fortunately, no one lost their life during this freak accident.
However, Blabber is scared that this could be an introduction to his usual blood-thirsty ritual antics. Most people know how he was behind the death of an innocent pedestrian a few years ago.

Yours Truly shudders to imagine losing yet another innocent soul because of his rituals.

We can only wait and see!

 

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