Moffat Mungazi
BEING forewarned is being forearmed, they say!
Blabber is deeply hurt that our dear brothers are losing it all in the name of dating hot slay queens in the city.
It is sad that many promising Small-to-Medium Enterprises are crumbling before us, simply because of the open-zip, shut-mind approach that some of our dear brothers take when it comes to matters of the heart.
We now know that in our midst we have Jezebel sisters, who have this ill-luck that whoever they dare goes broke.
Whether this is in their DNA or it is something they went out of their way to acquire, the truth of the matter is that they date moneyed men, and in a small space of time, the guys will be as poor as a church mouse.
This is the story with this other chubby and coal black city hairdresser, whose first name is a feminine English word of French origin that means idol or image.
Her surname is not Shona, but sounds like one of those from that other south east African country.
Yours Truly can now count by the fingers of both hands the number of men that she has dated at a stage when they were financially safe and sound, but left them when they had gone broke.
This is just a tip of the iceberg, women dating rich men only to dump them when they are broke. We have many of them among us.
Blabber is considering doing a research on whether this is just bad luck or there is more than what meets the eye.
Just as Yours Truly pledged last week, there was drama at this other liquor outlet where the young girls employed there are taking turns to go between the sheets with their employer.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that there was a fierce fistfight at one of the outlets as jealous got the better of two of the young women that this dude not only employs, but beds.
In fact, Blabber saw it coming.
Onlookers, who were treated to a free wrestlemania bout, tried by all means to restrain the irate duo from manhandling each other to no avail.
The fight continued behind the counter, and no one could further restrain them for fear of being accused of having stolen some money.i
Artificial hair was plucked off and deep scratch marks were all over their faces during the fight.
Blabber has short video clips of this feminine bout, and soon, very soon, gentle readers of this widely read column will have the pleasure of viewing them.
Can someone tell this dude to stop dating the young girls that he employs because this will surely be his downfall.
Like Yours Truly said from the onset, being forewarned is being forearmed!
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