BLABBERMOUTH: From choir master to sex master

INSTEAD of harvesting the word of God in this church that has something to do with harvesting, this young choir master who last month appeared on this popular column for bedding a married women within the same church is at it again. Word reaching Yours Truly is that this time the lad has exhibited that he is not only virtuous at the  soprano, turner or bass voice, but is  possessed when it comes in expressing the horizontal pleasures.
Only recently, the  poor young choir leader has been double-crossing the two sisters from the same church.

So crazy is this young choir champion who is not only reckless and thoughtless in bonking the two church sisters without any protection resulting in  both of them getting pregnant!!!

Only recently, the church choir went for some    singing competitions in the City of Kings and Queens and alas, the team lost because our poor young choir eader was, like his name, always wishy-washy with this sister from the church who is also a nail specialist at this expensive building where we find this popular drinking café.

What is boring is that this not so clever choir master roped in one of the  church sisters, our                                            beloved manicurist into   the choir team well aware that she was not blessed with the singing voice, a matter that contributed to the choir’s pitiable and pathetic performance at the competitions in Blues.

After seeing that the nail specialist has “eaten the beans”, our poor   choir leader then sort the services of a doctor who then removed the embryo from the womb!!!!!

Word reaching Yours Truly is that this young choir master’s insatiable gargantuan hunger for the soft skin has led him taste the sugar out of the camel joy of all the church sisters in the choir team.

The young sly choir master is so cunning  that he has introduced the two church sisters as his future brides to two different church elders in the church!!!!
Blabber now advises the church to counsel   this young choir master and stop him from                                                   harvesting sex to  satisfy his uncontrollable sexual libido.

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