BLABBERMOUTH: Leave these married women for their husbands, please!

IF there is any group of people praying for a lengthy rain season, it is none other than the tax-evading motorists — driving freely, all because inspectors who usually mount blocks along the road are nowhere to be seen due to the incessant rains. Ladies and gentlemen, this is just a teaser!
What is this that we hear about this other philanderer, who wrecked many marriages during his lengthy stay in our beloved city, where he was working as a senior law enforcer?
The lanky womaniser was well known for his unique and strange appetite for attached women, including some wives of workmates, especially his subordinates.
Many still remember how he would tamper with workplace duties and shifts to create space and time to pounce on his subordinates’ wives while the husbands were at work.
People will not talk about how the community around complained bitterly about how he used to invade people’s bedrooms, especially those who would have approached the police with domestic violence cases.
The boy was quick to take advantage of such situations.
With a surname that sounds more like that black and white striped totem, the social misfit was later retrenched due to old age, and alas, those who assisted with ferrying his household property from that camp to his ‘home’ in the capital were shocked to discover that the bozo virtually had nothing of substance to his name.
Not even a simple high-density house to show for so many years of service to the force.
Be that as it may, word reaching Yours Truly is that suddenly he is no longer able to talk. Yes, you heard me right, gentle reader, he has actually started learning sign language because he is no longer able to talk as he used to.
Being an African that Yours Truly is, your guess is as good as mine on the causes of the sudden disability given his filthy background and history of bedding married women.
Blabber is very sure that the person who ‘worked on him’ was a bitter husband of a woman that our dear womaniser exploited.
Accordingly, the husband wanted to make sure that he would be the last person whose wife was ever lured to bed by this skirt-chaser.
Blabber can only remind fellow men to LEAVE these married women to their husbands.
I rest my case!