BLABBERMOUTH: The return of the drugs queen

 

WELL, Yours Truly knows and understands that our beloved city is just one big bedroom where partners are being swapped, no wonder this other female street banker is in cloud nine following the recent demise of her boyfriend’s marriage.

I mean this other female street banker who is dating this other driving school entrepreneur.

Word on the street has it that the wife of the driving school entrepreneur moved out of their matrimonial home over her husband’s endless sexual shenanigans.

As Blabber pens this piece, our dear street banker is thinking that she is now in the driving seat.

Yours Truly really hopes that she will not forget to fasten her seatbelts because this is certainly going to be one hell of a bumpy ride given the driving school entrepreneur’s well documented weakness for sweetness.

Just as the name of his driving school suggests, it is always easy for him to pull down his pants, even in those driving school vehicles, along some secluded streets in the city.

Blabber is only happy for him that his empire is growing given the recent acquisition of a big truck.

 

Who knows, perhaps the more he changes sexual partners, the more he makes money!

Far from bedroom issues, Blabber is concerned about the re-emergence of this other female drug lord who was on a sabbatical in recent months.

It must have been that other law enforcement operation that left her laying low and now that the cat is away, the mice can play.

She has now become smarter in her way of doing things as most of her orders and transactions are now being done over the phone with known clients.

She operates from her home in that other medium density suburb near a popular graveyard and we can only wonder whether those tasked with removing such malcontents from our communities are too blind to see.

Can someone let them know that their inaction and silence on her operations are too loud.

And then to our revered, beloved and important institution of tertiary education . . .

Blabber has so much respect for authorities at this other institution of tertiary education but, Blabber being Blabber, he is duty bound to ask whether there is a parking space challenge at their college.

Cars haphazardly parked near the institution’s main entrance, mainly because even staff members are not allowed to park inside, are an eyesore and reflect badly on the management of such a big institution.

Blabber understands that good advice is not always welcome but Yours Truly has no doubt that the authorities, professional and well-meaning as they, will soon restore orderliness.

 

I rest my case!

 

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