BLABBERMOUTH: There is a new gazebo in town

BLABBER was shocked to learn that there is a new hide-out where pleasure seekers, mainly philanderers in illicit affairs, are flocking to evade public scrutiny.

Yours Truly has passed by this place on numerous occasions without suspecting that anything fishy could be happening there, given that it appears like any other hang-out joint with a serene ambience.

Located a few kilometres out of town, along the way to that other resort area where there is a long mountain range, the place has fast gained popularity with couples who want a fairly secluded place and a serene environment far from the hustles and bustles of the central business district.

What perturbed Blabber the most is that the place has largely become a love nest for men and women in illicit affairs, especially those involving married people.

With a cool easterly breeze blowing while patrons relax in the neatly constructed gazebo, many are negating their marriage vows.

Even elderly women are having quality time with their Ben 10s there.

Blabber was tempted to start by naming and shamming, but Blabber being Blabber, he will always give the protagonists the long rope.

After all, it is only a matter of time!

By the way, Blabber knows that nothing is kept a secret forever and whatever happens in secret places, always remember, shall one day be proclaimed on rooftops.

What is this that we hear about this other diamond dealer who took two slay queens for a session in bed, but eventually got more than what he had bargained for after the two ladies stole a good amount of greenbacks from him?

This threesome must have happened sometime last month and as Yours Truly pens this piece, he is reliably informed that one of the ladies has a bun in the oven.

Word reaching Yours Truly is that the shameless man is now dragging the two ladies through legal processes in a desperate attempt to recover his money.

It is only a matter of time before Blabber lays his hands on the court documents and spill even more beans.

Just watch this space!

By the way, dear reader, have you noticed the rate at which same sex relationships are sprouting and are being publicly showcased?

Blabber remains duty bound to condemn what is abhorred by our cultural values as a people.

After all, Yours Truly is motivated by nothing else apart from preserving the little that remains of our moral fabric.

Until next week, enjoy your weekend and do not forget to take good care of your loved ones.