Online Reporter
MENTAL problems, drugs, disc jockey, manageress with codes in bars.
No, this one is for next week.
Ladies and gentlemen, Blabber does not player hate, Yours Truly is not jealous, if anything, for duty’s sake, there comes a time when some of the stories become very difficult to ignore.
One good example is about this clearing agent with a name that sounds like the name of a contemporary flamboyant local Premiership football club that has reignited the good old vibe in our football stadia.
After a recent insertion about this clearing agent who is moving around sucking his finger like a kindergarten kid, the least expected from a sane adult, Blabber thought nothing more will ever be said or heard about this dude.
Alas Yours Truly was wrong!
Word reaching Yours Truly is that he recently forced himself on a mentally ill female person in an alley near a local upmarket hotel. All this happened while a local cop watched.
Blabber has it on good authority that the cop in question was paid handsomely to zip his mouth.
If you think Blabber is lying, Yours Truly will soon be exposing the identity of this heartless cop.
For those who could be wondering who exactly Yours Truly is blabbering about, it is none other than the one who used to prepare and serve us sumptuous braai packs at a local watering hole in the Central Business District — before he abruptly struck gold.
Yours Truly will not talk about his passion for dude bikes because avid followers of this widely read column already know who exactly Yours Truly is blabbering about.
While we all celebrate his Cinderella tale of rags-to-riches, Blabber wonders why the boy behaves out of the ordinary.
Not so long ago, our dear brother was said to be in the habit of waking up early, take his bucket, soap and water and drives to the border to bath in an open space. This is the reason he is widely known as mushambi in their social circles.
Those close to the goings-on in his personal matters confided in Blabber that this was done as part of rituals or prescription ordered by a traditional healer who helped him move out of stinking poverty.
Recently, as Blabber penned, the boy is now moving around sucking his thump like a kindergarten child, something that he never did in the past.
While others are of the opinion that this is a ritual that must never be forgotten if he is to stay on top of the game, others say it is because of the dry mouth that comes with drug abuse.
Which is which?
Blabber wonders.
I rest my case!
