Online Reporter
WHAT is this we hear about our once respected wardens who have gone wayward, instantly becoming social misfits when we least expected and looked up to them for exemplary leadership?
I am blabbering about none other than those uniformed men and women entrusted with the honourable duty of rehabilitating incarcerated social misfits.
Yours Truly, is wondering how on earth will these officers be able to meaningfully rehabilitate others when they themselves also need some kind of rehabilitation.
Foremost, it is about this other warden of questionable sexual orientation.
He is very light in complexion.
He works at the farm where our brothers and sisters are being rehabilitated after committing different crimes, even though we all know that some of the inmates did not commit any crime at all, but evidence adduced may have linked them to the alleged misdemeanours.
Now, the inmates are in the hands of such characters, we shudder to imagine whether they are safe in the hands of such on-the-down-low officers.
The shameless sexual pervert is also in the habit of seducing even those visiting their relatives at the correctional facility, and who knows, one of these days he will be humiliated or even get assaulted because not everyone smiles upon such ungodly acts.
Apart from this guy, under attack from the Sodom and Gomorrah demon, there is also another married warden, whose open zip and shut mind approach to sexual matters has left him with three pregnant young girls – all at the same time.
His first name is the same as that other globally acclaimed vibrant capital city, of the world’s sixth-largest island country by area – located on the southern tip of the North Island at the edge of a harbour – famous for its compact design, arts scene, museums, cafes and it is famously windy.
Word reaching Blabber is that this good-for-nothing warden has impregnated three young girls to whom he lied that he is not married after his wife died a few years ago.
Yours Truly, wonders how he now balances the equation with the meagre salary that he receives per month, given that there is a wife at home and at least three babies out of wedlock on their way from the concubines.
Whether he sees himself as a very charming fell with the potential of becoming a super dad, one thing for sure is that he is making a bed of thorns for himself.
Get this from Blabber!
On this note, Yours Truly wants to thank you all ardent followers of this widely read column for being part of the journey in 2025.
And at this point Yours Truly can only wish you all a prosperous 2026 – hoping to continue churning out juicy ones as we all help one another to panel beat the behaviour of our brothers and sisters for the good of our community!
