Blabbermouth

He was our friend, comrade, a philanderer too!

IT was with a heavy heart that we learnt of the untimely passing on of our dear friend and comrade who struggled with one of the leading killer diseases of our time.

As is always the case when one of us leaves Mother Earth, Blabber commiserates with the bereaved and genuinely hope the family will find comfort in the heavens above.

Death is something that can never be celebrated.

Be that as it may, Yours Truly, in the interest of preserving the little that remains of our moral fabric, will always speak about both the good and the bad that our dear brothers and sisters do in the days of their lives.

So let it be with the departed comrade. While he had struggled with this disease for a long time, the rumour mill has it that his newly established cooking oil production plant was the last straw that broke the camel’s back.

Blabber has it on good authority that the cooking oil production plant was established with the aim of siphoning truckloads of oil from this other local well-established producer of the same product.

Alas, this would come to pass after the syndicate that was dealing in that same line was recently busted.
That meant no more leakages of the product.

Those close to our departed comrade said this caused so much stress to our departed comrade, who was already ailing, as he could not fathom the losses.

Far from the cause of his death, Blabber is reliably informed that during his last days in hospital, several concubines would sneak in outside the private hospital’s normal visiting hours to see him.

Whoever thought these concubines do not have a heart should think again! Our brother never selected when it came to married or single women. He even picked a few from the well-knownchurch he used to attend before he demanded his lump sum church offerings back.

I mean that other church led by a popular so-called prophet who is eloquent in his Biblical teachings.

Anyway, Blabber bumped into this other married woman who works for a timber products company as she was sneaking into the hospital to see her illicit lover on his death bed.

The next morning, we woke up to the sad news of his death.

This immoral married lady, who actually made her wedding vows to her husband last year, is part of a long list of concubines who were bereaved following his death.

Our dear Jezebel sister who hails from that other suburb whose name has something to do with water, with her light skin visibly developing some wrinkles owing to age, could not hide her anguish as she took to her WhatsApp status to mourn one of her reliable clients.

I mean this other well-known thigh vendor who literally captured this other local businessman’s son until the father had to disown the young man for his shameful deeds.

For the full list of the married and single concubines that sneaked into the hospital to see the departed comrade on his death bed, just watch this space dear reader.