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Yo! watsap cats. How ya all doing? Welcome to all our Generation X peeps. Thanks for your items yo, hope they were fly keep them mirrors and words flowing this is for ya’ll. Also listen up…if you don’t put you name to your stuff; we can’t post yeah. So remember to sign you items right.
Sissy Annie.
HELP A SISTA OUT YA’LL
Hie Sissy Annie, i hv a problem abt my boyfriend he lyks me bt his sister hates me.
THIS IS CHURCH IN 2014
A man went to church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with ebola and God had healed him. When he had finished, he tried to give the mic to the second man but the man refused to take it:
2ND MAN: I have no testimony. Give it to Pastor.
PASTOR: I’m not in charge of testimonies so give it to the senior pastor.
SENIOR PASTOR: Brother in Christ, the mic is yours. It’s a gift from the Church. You may take it home.
quote of the wk
Gud morning miss peeps my inspiration. If you think you can change the world try it when you are still a bachelor, because if you are married you never change a TV channel.
BY Malvin Maruvhaah Pagwinyiro, D Vat.
XMAS Sad News.. …
Hanzi Christimas yaeaker, So hanzi yaveko musi wa 15 Januarie 2015.
By Maruvha.
XMAS REMINDS US
The Christimas season reminds us abt a demonstration of religion z better than a defination of it.
by Maruvhaah Pagwinyiro ku D-Vat.
AMAZING GX
Generation x is so amazing, pliz kip the fire burning and never let us down.
I’m Patrick in Marange.
A THUG
A thug entered a kombi and he said I dnt want to kill yu before I know of names, and the thug said “hey ambuya munonzani.” Ambuya ndokuti Esnat and he shot the young lady thn he wnt to a young lady an he said “sis munonzani” and she answered “Susan”, and he said I wont shoot yu bcoz its my mom’s name and he wnt to a young boy and said “ko tsano munonzani” and the boy said “Tino bt Mafia repa ghetto rinonditi BLA SUSAN kkkkkkkkk dnt spoil the fun.
By Hilary Takaruva.
Maitiro evanhu vanegodo
Nice car – achaita accident pluz inodya fuel mota yacho.
Rich family – vane chikwambo.
Loving husband – akadyiswa.
Gain weight – ma ARV ari kumubvuma wena.
Loose weight -ari kurwara chakamubata.
Good marriage -havambopedza gore vari vese.
Promotion at work – anodanana namanager.
Look good -akwereta hembe.
Mukadzi akageza – anoda varume inzenza.
Build a nice house – achafa akaisiya.
Start a new project -hazvina kwazvinosvika.
Saka munhu woita zvipi?
By concerned youth
SPIRITUAL BLESSING
After the war, the Israelites came to Moses and said, “we counted….NO ONE IS MISSING” (Num 31 vs 49), By December 31st, i pray NONE WILL BE MISSING IN YOUR FAMILY IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME Amen.
CLEVER BOY
Teacher to Farai 9+9 ndiani answer.
Farai: 99 sir .
Teacher: Babanguwe.e mukati gore rino pane chinobuda mukirasi muno. (After the lesson Farai raises his hand).
Teacher: Yes Farai wat is it?
Farai: Tikasanganisa OMO neSunlight panobudei?
Teacher: Obvious furo.
Farai: Maiwe.e mukati gore rino tinopasa isu furo pasati paiswa mvura.(The following day was price giving day).
Farai’s father went to get his son’s report from school. Farai’s performance was poor .and in a kombi going home the father asked Farai “Did you see hard working students receiving their awards?” FARAI also asked his father, “Did you see hard working parents parking their Range Rovers, Hummers and BMW’s?
by Schekter Boka
JOKE OF THE DAY
Son is eating from the same plate with his dad and there are only to pieces of meat left, a small piece n a big piece. Dad wants to tek his big piece n accidentally touches the small piece..son sees this n say” a touch z a move dad”. Dad takes the small piece n puts it on top of the big piece, son asks y he z doing tht…Dad replies,” ndabuda bhobho mpfanha, dzava nyama dzangu dzese hanty wada zvedraft.”
By Penelope Chikanga
As usual muface went out ne babe akatengera gal large pizza babe ate haf pce and threw imwe mubin.muface akaperekedza gal ku combi paakaona kti combi yaenda akamhanyira kuenda akatanga kutsvara marara at last akabata box riye bt pane munhu aimudhonzera “siya pizza yangu”he shted “ndeyangu ndini ndairasa”shted the other person boy paakasimudza musoro akaona iya zvariri babe rake ukuwo babe rakaona mu face.dai uriwe waita sei?
By Faith 4rm Zimunya watsapp maguys.
Poem
“Thats how it is I creator of laughter though hated after iIwill not stop chatter ,smiles on my face are faster,though other creatures hatred is their master, I can not vanish from laughter,I will keep on preaching like a pastor though all ages have become dacker,I can not vanish from laughter ,I wish to devour the evil and be a caster,but God the lord gave me talents on a silver platter in speech full and credited for laughter and full of answer,do I seem to be a caricature to my appearance,outer?Do l seem to be a liar or a snicking tiger or attacker? I can not vanish from laughter and pleasure of chatter. Though they seem not to understand my laughter,outer. My heart is my secrete and I will have a look to God at this juncture.
Poet Quincy Elvis Murime
HELP
I’m a girl aged 23. I am in this situation that l failed to understand or find ways to deal wth it. It goes like this l find instability within myself. since my ex broke up with me. I was in a rltionship a year ago wth a guy of my same age. It sound like I have ploughed a lot of feelings on him that when he broke up wth me it terribly affected me. Iam an independent young woman but for the whole year lam finding it so difficult to be indulged wth anther man. This has created anxiety in me and difficulty in my life. The life that l have known is living as if I am in a vacuum isolated frm everyone. I have this interior loneliness that suffocates my imagination. If l try to have dates l feel so much anger welling up in me. Every man reminds me of him. How best can l deal wth this.
Brenda
Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.
Henry Ford
A Generation of Young Christians
We are always right and we never accept correction.
A corrector is seen as an enemy.
We love to sing in church, but do not read our Bibles at home.
We are full of lust, sensuality and emotions and we call it love.
We want to have wonderful marriages, but by the time we are 25 years we’ve spent almost ten years in relationships already.
Sometimes we may have had more boy lovers and girl lovers than even our parents.
By CD CIDA.
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GENERATION X.
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