Over intoxicated councillor pisses on himself in kombi

A councillor from one of Bulawayo’s developing suburbs along the Bulawayo-Plumtree road is last week rumoured to have gotten “a little bit too” intoxicated to the extent of pissing in his pants, while in a kombi.

The councillor speech is said to have been slurry and distorted due to his drunken stupor when he boarded the kombi and almost got lost, as he was unaware of neither his surroundings nor what he was doing.

While in the kombi, where he sat in the front sit, with a passenger separating him from the driver he is said to have failed to contain the contents in his bladder and relieved himself where he was sat.

The kombi driver and his sliding sidekick conductor only got aware that he had pissed on himself after he disembarked from the kombi when the passenger that was sitting in the middle sit of the front seat jumped back to the middle sit.

The passenger is said to have almost lost his wits when his trousers got messed by the councillor’s urine.

The kombi crew perhaps out of respect for his position and age let the whole issue slide and just sucked it up and cleaned up the councillor’s mess.