Sex predator in the city

THERE is a fairly new man of the cloth in the city, plying his trade in that sprawling suburb whose name has something to do with water, who is bedding women of different shapes and sizes, married and unmarried. He normally conducts his services in the same suburb, near an area popularly known for its undulating terrain.Although he conducts his business in this suburb, the pseudo prayer warrior stays in a different high-density suburb, the one near a popular hill named after a popular traditional leader.

Just like most of them, the slim ‘religious leader’ leads a congregation that claims to be delivering people from the bondage of sin when in actual fact he is on a mission to spread the deadly virus.

Word reaching Yours Truly is that the young man who drives a ramshackle of one of the latest rides in town is sleeping with married women mainly from his church.

Fondly referred to by the title ‘king’ by his misinformed admirers, it is also common knowledge among those who know him better that he is terminally ill and it appears he is one of those who subscribe to the notion that the Holy Spirit will cure him.

What is disturbing about the shenanigans of this sexual pervert is that he is threatening with death morally upright women who refuse to between the sheets with him.

Interestingly, in his operations, he is also said to be mixing both the instructions from the Holy Book as well as paraphernalia from sangomas.

WHAT is this that we hear about a lady running a kindergarten school in the city who is using juju to lure more children to her school?

Sadly, kids at the school are said to be served with meals laced with juju as part of the prescription she got from heavens know where.

As if that was enough, even her workers are also served with meals laced with juju.

While we thought this should be happening in some remote area, at the back of beyond, Blabber is reliably informed that this is happening uptown.

Lest you might mistake her for someone else, I mean that lady housemaid who hit a purple patch after getting married to the man he was working for after his wife passed on.

As comedian, Baba Tensen would put it, Munondidii, apana!