adminLAST week, Yours Truly went to town about the thrills and spills of Valentine’s Day epitomised by our dear learned friend who surprised everyone including himself by taking out a lady for a Valentine’s Day outing.
Knowing him as we do, the learned friend whose exaggerated sense of self importance renders him unlikable in social circles is not the type who takes a woman out for Valentine, simply because of the multitudes of concubines that would be after him on such a day as Valentine’s Day.
While we thought joining other couples deep in the thickets of that nearby romantic tropical-like forest on this day meant that he was on a process of changing his ways, Yours Truly soon discovered that we were wrong as he has actually upped the tempo in his game.
Bhora mberi, as they say.
Contrary to the idea that the woman he went out with for Valentine was his wife, at least one of those many that we know in the city, the learned legal guru actually went out for a Valentine outing with his latest acquisition understood to be based in the capital.
After the tragedy that struck his family recently, we all thought one of his local concubines, especially the one who used to have endless fights with the departed wife over the peacock learned friend was now taking over full control.
Alas, a leopard never changes its spots! Word reaching Yours Truly is that he has since started dating another ‘Sweet chocolate or kaZim-Asset’ if we are to borrow from Jah Prayzah’s lingo from the capital and the two are head over heels in love to the extent that there is talk of formalising the relationship anytime soon.
What has left many perturbed including Yours Truly is that not so long ago the boy is said to have left a bun in the oven of a client’s wife. The client who used to deal in precious gems is now broke and spends most of his time out of town hence the learned friend got the opportunity to pounce.
Even in these days of the HIV virus as well as STIs and learned as he is, the man has played the hide the sausage game with a number of ladies, mainly of questionable morals around the city.
Wedding aborted on the 11th hour
WHAT is this that we hear about a wedding that was aborted at a local popular church in the city?
Yes, that church on a mission in this apostolic creed.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that this other barren fella in the corridors of power in the local authority manipulated church systems to stop his brother’s son’s wedding which was scheduled for last weekend. Baseless allegations of rebelliousness were levelled against the bride leading to the cancellation of the wedding.
It appears he is against anything that promises to blossom. After all, what more could we expect from him after more than two decades without a child in his own marriage.
Gentle reader, allow me to get to the bottom of it all and come back in my next insertion with all the nitty-gritty.
Till then, keep well!
Online Reporter