Online Reporter
Sikhumbuzo Moyo, Check Point Desk
BARBOURFIELDS had the derby, but Entumbane had the drama!
A supposed holy union exploded into chaos when a jilted lover shut down a wedding, claiming the groom, a Tabernacle Church pastor, fathered her child and dumped them like last week’s offering envelope.
Just as Pastor Webby Mukoka stood ready to wed Harare-based ZRP detective, Ms Mollet Munenge, at Entumbane’s Presbyterian Church, the unnamed lover’s uncle crashed the ceremony:
“This man has a child with our niece! He must take responsibility before he plays holy!”
Caught in the holy crossfire, Pastor Mukoka tried to pull a spiritual dodge, denying both the child and the past:
“I don’t know what these people are talking about. Yes, she was my girlfriend, but it’s over. I’ve moved on.”
But the real shocker? The ex-lover claims she spent the night before the wedding with the pastor — having sex.
“He told me not to believe the wedding rumours. We had sex that night, and he prayed with me in bed,” she sobbed outside the church. “He said he wasn’t marrying anyone. Then today I find him in a suit, walking down the aisle!”
The ex-came prepared, armed with a satchel full of baby clothes as evidence, though the little girl was not present. What followed was pure mayhem.
“It felt like a movie!” gasped one shocked congregant.
“How can a man of God deny his own child? That’s not a pastor, that’s a player in a collar!” another woman fumed.
“It was like a Nollywood movie!” said yet another witness. “We came for vows and got ‘Pastors Behaving Badly.’”
Outside the church, kombi crews abandoned their routes, turning the parking lot into a mini stadium.
“Today we saw season 4 of ‘Cheaters: Church Edition,’” laughed one spectator filming the fiasco for social media.
Five hours later, with tensions boiling over and fists nearly flying, the almost-bride was bundled into the bridal car by her family — bruised, betrayed and humiliated.
The jilted woman says she’s now fearing for her life, having received death threats from unknown individuals.
“They said they’re coming for me. I’ve gone into hiding with my twin sister,” she said, visibly shaken.
Inside the church, the congregation was left in stunned silence.
“We’ve been calling him ‘man of God,’ but he’s been living a lie,” whispered a deacon, head bowed in shame.
This wasn’t just a wedding ruined, it was a reputation wrecked.
And Entumbane is still buzzing with the drama.
