adminIt would appear, even though I have been in denial for a while now, winter is certainly upon us and I await the release of the bath calendar by the weather bureau. A�
You see naturally the colder the day, the farther away from the water you have to be.A� Thank God our winter does not run from January.A� Remember how many times your Grade Zero child feigned illness or outright refused to go to school last time.A� Imagine if they were going to school for the first time in winter; even the new uniform would not motivate them enough for them to attend school.A� I am sure quite a number of parents shall be found guilty of infringing the little onesa�� rights this term.A� The children have a constitutionally guaranteed right to association, that is, to choose whether to have a relationship with water or not!
Maybe someone should gather the parents and educate them on such matters before they fall foul of the supreme law.A� You see, nowadays we have workshops almost daily about almost anything.A� You name it and we can organise a workshop for it.A� There are specialists that are ever on the move, shuttling from one workshop to another at break neck speed.A� In fact, workshopping should be upgraded to an industry, one of the few that is growing as almost the same rate as the hair industry. We have been runningA� a series of workshops on how to survive to survive the back to school madness, and oh boy, we are really going to survive this one! You should have seen the contented faces of the poor parents who were still broke, if not moreso after our fee, but slightly hopeful of manna from somewhere!A� I got these ideas from the bank queues as I was trying to accumulate enough cash forA� the opening of schools.A� We also saw yet another opportunity.
You have never seen the level of despair that envelopes you once you join a stubborn bank queue.A� It is so palpably immovable we are intent of conscripting the supernatural.A� uMzo and I have been talking to these guys who preach by bus stops and busy street corners and we have identified a sizeable number date.A� We plan to hold workshops on how to approach and win over crowds that are confined to certain spaces due to circumstances(this includes night operators at street corners) and there shall be more follow-up workshops that would be dependent on the changing circumstances.
And to think that my Papa never prophesied that I was likely to come into this windfall.A� My hope is that since soccer is being invade by the anointing, we could convince one or two prophets to become our resource person on a workshop on betting made simple.A� It is my hope that some of the questionable results that we have seen on the local soccer scene have nothing to do with some of these betting syndicates and returns therefrom.A� #Justthinking.
We have had anointed pens, phones but this year will see us witness anointed football.A� Watch the space.A� And this other apostle in Harare has taken someonea��s wife and told the guy not to blow the whistle.A� uMzo has never been a fan of umfundisi on account of the attention that the man of God gets when he visits his home.
Not only does he get served in the best cutlery set, his meals are properly done and his wife is normally at her best behaviour.A� The only problem is that he has to clean up after the anointed servant is gone, with a stern warning that he should not break anything during his dishwashing!A� Please apostles, do not give uMzo enough excuses to pull unamfana from church under the guise of protecting her from the erstwhile shepherds!
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