BLABBERMOUTH: Community leadership gone to the dogs

WHAT is this that we hear about this other city father, who is failing to take good care of his own family, while wining and dining with Jezebels in his hood?
There is a level of discipline that we expect from those holding public offices, and when we see such tomfoolery from community leaders, Yours Truly will not be silenced.
After all, how do we expect this social misfit to manage the entire ward, when he is failing to manage his own personal life?
For the benefit of those wondering who exactly Yours Truly is blabbering about, it is none other than this other ward representative, who must have been placed in office by sheer mistake.
Many know this chap because of his gait, he limps permanently, because of an injury suffered years back. In fact, the boy has a metal implant in one of his legs. Some know him by his moniker, which is similar to a yesteryear local Pansula musician.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that this bozo, whose area of jurisdiction has something to do with number three, has deserted his matrimonial home, and is now staying with a concubine.
His children and wife are struggling to put food on the table while their father is feeding those good-for-nothing thigh vendors.
What surprised Blabber the most is the fact that this social misfit is even failing to show some respect for a fellow community leader, who is a brother to his wife.
Gentle reader, this is the kind of people we are expecting to give us good roads, clean water as well as other developmental initiatives.
Far from the shenanigans of this wayward community leader, we have this other gym instructor, whose insatiable sexual desire, has shocked Yours Truly and many around our beautiful city. While it is true that Blabber has so much respect for the gym owner, it is disgusting to note that his employee is turning the entire facility into a brothel.
Blabber has it on good authority that the same benches that gym users flex their muscles on during the day, are turned into beds for his midnight sexcapedes.
By the way, gentle readers, before Yours Truly signs off, take note that there is an upsurge of cases of thieves stealing vehicle number plates.
Blabber is sure that these thieves intend to place stolen number plates on their vehicles so that when they commit some crimes, the victims capture the wrong plates, making it difficult to track them.
On this note, Blabber takes a bow!

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