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MEN, men, men!
I mean all males reading this piece, please get this right.
When you find out that your better half has been generous with your treasure, dishing out to other men behind your back, please keep it to yourself.
At least, talk things over within the confines of your matrimonial bedrooms, especially when you know that chances are high that you may want her back in your life.
When you go out to town about it, telling every Dick and Tom, Jack and Harry who cares to listen, ranting about your wife’s infidelity, the day you will decide to lure her back, society will not only laugh at you, but call you all sorts of names.
Yours Truly honestly regrets not having shared this two cents advice before.
Perhaps this other businessman who dumped his wife after discovering her sexual shenanigans would have learnt something about anger management.
The reason being that he is now missing the same lady he frowned upon when he discovered her infidelity.
Blabber has it on good authority that our dear businessman is now knocking on the doors of his estranged wife at her place in that suburb whose name has something to do with that other precious liquid that we all need for survival.
The man wants his wife back regardless of what happened before.
“Please promise me that you will never do it again,” he is now often overheard sweet-talking the estranged wife.
It appears the dude is now losing sleep as he fantasises his estranged wife giving it out to other men the way she did to him during their days in matrimony.
When he found out that his wife was cheating on him, he suddenly forgot that she was covering up for a lost past since he married her at a tender age.
She never had the joyous teenage and girlhood escapades that most of us had and are done with.
Put simply, ange otambira umhandara mumba!
Unlucky in love, he is!
For the benefit of those wondering who exactly is this bloke we are blabbering about, it is none other than the one we all know through his business empire that included a fleet of kombis inscribed with his name.
He is no longer actively involved in this kombi business and has since resorted to repairs and production of tables used in this other popular game played in most public spaces.
Make no mistake, Blabber has so much respect for the fairer sex and even as we reflect on their battles and victories during this month of March, Yours Truly is mindful of the need to show women some love and respect.
This is the reason Yours Truly will not miss the chance to say Rest in Peace to this other thigh vendor who recently breathed her last in a neighbouring country.
At least her boyfriend, or rather boyfriends, will finally afford peaceful nights knowing she is eventually sleeping alone.
There is more to the sad story of this departed woman and Yours Truly will certainly revert with a blow-by-blow account.
Till then, have a thrilling weekend.
Online Reporter