Moffat Mungazi
WHAT is this that we hear about this other deceased thigh vendor who is being mourned just like the recently departed very popular bodybuilder and karate expert?
While people from all walks of life, including Government ministers gave touching eulogies about this deceased bodybuilder and karate expert, folks in my beloved and beautiful city were busy mourning a renowned hooker who died in foreign lands after a heated altercation with her handlers in the drug trafficking business.
Blabber has it that this hooker, who was well-known in that other suburb whose name has something to do with water, had migrated to foreign lands where she embarked on drug trafficking big time.
In her line of trade, it appears greedy got the better of her and tried to con her handlers in a botched deal.
The reaction from her handlers was satanic. Gentle reader, she was burnt to ashes while locked in her room.
This was a painful death.
As usual, Blabber does not celebrate death, but can only take this opportunity to warn our dear sisters that engaging in a small hustle back home is much better than aiming for much bigger things in such a risky way.
However, it is the way that male folks back home have been mourning her that caught Blabber’s attention. Social media was awash with eulogies that depicted souls in anguish.
She must have, not only served numerous of them, but served them well!
Be that as it may, guess what, we have a new tollgate that is being operated along the road from our Central Business District to that other alluvial gold rich area just outside our beloved city.
This tollgate is in human form, and it is none other than a law enforcer who is ruthless, and is demanding bribes from public transport operators plying this route.
If a public transport operator does not hand over US$10 they are rest assured that they will have a torrid time passing through this “tollgate” that whole week.
Many know him by his first name, which is similar to that of one yesteryear great kings of the United Kingdom.
Better still, his first name is also similar to one of our gap-toothed dreadlocked former senior men’s national football team defender who is now based in a European country where he migrated to towards the end of his playing career.
This boy is just a low ranking officer who leaves us thinking that there could be more to his brazen corrupt deeds than what meets the eye.
Blabber can only implore relevant offices to take corrective action against this bad apple who is actually tarnishing, not only his image and their image as well, but also the image of the entire force.
Online Reporter