BLABBERMOUTH: Roller coaster divorce gets nasty

 

ELDERS back in the village who have never known any business administration lessons will tell you that there is nothing more important than our good health, for it is our principal capital asset in this life we live.

In fact, time and health are two precious assets that we don’t recognise and appreciate until they have been depleted.

Blabber has no doubt that this other well-known businessman who has shed a lot of weight in recent years is proud to have burnt all those calories.

Simply because Blabber always chooses to look at the positives, Yours Truly will not suspect that any ailment could have led to this serious loss of weight, notwithstanding the fact that the man was a well-known skirt chaser during the time he was on top of his game financially.

The only problem is that he has now become so small that he can now fit so easily in a high school Under-16 football team line-up.

Of course, had it not been of the wrinkled cheeks, sunken eyes and his trademark husky voice, the old man would not be vetted out of that age group sporting competition.

Perhaps the man is no longer consuming all those proteins, fats and carbohydrates contained in the loaves of bread and buns that he used to produce at his confectionery shop in that other industrial area.

No doubt, Blabber will soon approach him for weight loss advice!

On to other important issues.

What is this that we hear about the nasty divorce wrangle which has left what used to be an adorable couple in our beautiful city at each other’s throats?

Yours Truly is following with bated breath this action-packed fall-out with all its sub plots.

It is none other than the separation of a well-known female medical practitioner and this other ageing businessman, a couple that made both a fortune and a name out of that other pyramid scheme that crumbled like a deck of cards.

Those who were left penniless and homeless by the pyramid scheme will never forget the ill-fated enterprise.

Blabber is eager to establish whether it is a case of a man who just wants to eat from the former wife’s hands as he is demanding more from the couple’s property or the former wife just wants to bring down the man who worked so hard to be where he is.

Blabber is reliably informed that our dear medical guru has also perfected the art of chicanery after she tried to hide some of the property from the list of the couple’s acquired property so that she could enjoy the benefits alone with her new found love.

 

That includes that other stand in the central business district.

Having vowed that she would not engage our learned legal friends from this beautiful city, opting for the much wiser ones from the no-longer sunshine city, our dear medical practitioner has since somersaulted after it dawned on her that it was a sheer waste of resources as there are better legal brains in the city.

After all, the wise men are from the East!

Meanwhile, the “man of God” who is preying on the businessman’s ex-wife is not removing his feet from the pedal.

 

It’s bhora mberi for the man of God as he works towards reaping where he did not sow.

It appears Yours Truly has so much to follow.

There is also this other unfolding drama in this other suburb whose name has something to do with water where relatives of the man who was recently murdered are fuming and literally sending the spirit of the deceased to torment those who cut his life short.

What a crazy world we live in!

 

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