Moffat Mungazi
WHAT is this that we hear about this other female social misfit who is the brains behind the breakage of numerous marriages in our beloved city?
All along we used to have marriage wreckers who date married men and turn the men against their wives, behold, there is a new monster who does her thing in remote control style.
The anti-marriage devil’s agent is not involved in the relationships directly, but all she does is to recruit married women and sweet talk them into extra marital affairs.
All that makes her happy is to see married women move out of their matrimonial homes, and yet at the same time, she remains married to her bed hopping husband, and no one has ever attempted to cajole her into separating with her husband.
This is the sole reason why all her friends are not married, and among her circle of friends she is the only one who is married.
Alas, my dear sisters, who fall for her devious deeds, just do not read into this! Blabber is aware that many are wondering who exactly is Yours Truly is blabbering about.
This is none other than a certain local businessman’s wife whose husband’s family owns a very popular public transport business.
She appears to be of mixed blood even though Blabber is aware that she is also into skin lightening lotions.
To her credit, she has managed to run that other well-known courier services business, and Blabber has so much respect for her business acumen.
It would appear it is the same business acumen that has left her clinging so tightly to her marriage because she knows how much she would lose if she parts ways with her husband.
The sad thing is that the same person is mentoring other women to leave their matrimonial homes.
No wonder our elders used to say, get advice from others while you have your own idea.
So much for this marriage wrecker!
By the way, Blabber is disturbed by the conduct of this other supermarket employee who is so cruel and uncouth in his conduct and relations with both customers and fellow employees.
His two first names have something to do with power and lightness, while his surname is of a bird totem, and the supermarket he works for is an international brand that is run through franchise acquisition.
This boy has an exaggerated sense of self-importance that you would be forgiven to think that he is the owner of the business and yet he is just a simple worker who survives on the meagre salaries that we are getting across almost all industries.
Blabber is aware of a certain married woman that this bloke is dating within that supermarket workforce, and mark my words, this issue will soon form content on this widely read column.
Yours Truly now understands why he was chased away from that other now defunct bread and confectionery producer.
Meanwhile, let us all enjoy our Easter and Independence holidays responsibly, knowing full well that Blabber’s lenses can reach every corner of our beautiful and beloved city.
I rest my case!
Online Reporter