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WHAT is this that we hear about this other prominent, yet double dipping legal practitioner, so famous in the city?
Word reaching Yours Truly is that he does the unthinkable acts of collecting money from his client for his services, before collecting cash from the opponent to deliberately lose the case in court.
Many of his clients are regretting ever engaging him.
In that other sticks and balls game that is fast becoming popular in our high density suburbs, this is exactly what they call kukongora (betrayal of the financier).
Gentle Reader, this is a story for another day, given that Yours Truly has a juicy one at hand.
Gentle Reader, Blabber is perturbed by the level of promiscuity that is now going on in our beloved city.
People are flaunting their sexual partners in areas, places or functions that we least expect.
This is what happened at the recent funeral of our beloved sister.
May her dear soul rest in eternal peace!
However, Yours Truly was shocked to see one of our late sister’s workmate and boyfriend attending the funeral, with his wife and other girlfriend.
Technically, this dude had three sexual partners at this funeral, two living ones and the deceased one.
God forbid!
For those struggling to make heads and tail of this piece, this is none other than the funeral of this other female free-spirit who worked in a salon.
Blabber will not talk about the pigtails hairstyle of this chap, lest everyone will instantly know his identity.
Blabber will not talk about the meaning of his first name and how it relates to many people, lest everyone will instantly know his identity.
Yes, Blabber will not talk about his other sexual escapades and even where he stays, lest we will badly expose him.
Apart from his weakness for sweetness, he is a good old brother to us all.
All we seek is to remind him that the world is watching and it is time he starts behaving in public spaces as well as learn to keep his illicit affairs to himself.
Blabber will be watching if indeed this dude has ears.
By the way, Paulo Freire, in the book “Pedagogy of the Oppressed,” once wrote that the oppressed, rather than striving for liberation, may themselves become oppressors, highlighting how power structures can be internalised and perpetuated.
Put simply, behind the oppressed’s bid for freedom lies their desire to oppress!
This is exactly what we are witnessing with the fairer sex when it comes to sexual matters.
Over the years, many women complained bitterly about how men are cheating, not knowing that behind the complains lay their desire to cheat themselves.
Those that attended this other musical show held in the city last weekend will attest to how well-known married women were enjoying the company of some Ben-10s, while clashes between married women and their husband’s girlfriends unfolded in our eyes.
If you think Blabber is lying about this one as well as the issue of the double dipping prominent legal practitioner, then make a date in our next insertion.
Till them, remember to take good care of your loved ones.
Ciao!
