adminI KNOW exactly what you were thinking. You thought Blabber would go to town about this well-known philandering prophet, who seems to be covering up for a lost past since he grew up in abject poverty, but now owns one or two luxury cars and has a few dollars to spoil women of loose morals thanks to congregants’ Sunday offerings.
Instead, Yours Truly is not some sadistic, heartless and hopeless atheist who pokes fun in exposing men of the cloth.
Far from it!
Like I have always said, Blabber respects the church, but remains duty-bound to expose rot as and when necessary.
Away from the prophets’ debauchery, this week Blabber came across a juicy one.
In my chosen profession, they call it a scoop!
There is this prominent learned friend (lawyer) in the city who apparently pretends to be the very picture of innocence yet the opposite is true of him.
As much as he loves the beautiful game of soccer, he is generally reserved, especially in public, and does not drink although he occasionally attends late night musical shows.
Yours Truly has it on good authority that the soft-spoken legal practitioner is an introvert by day, a womaniser of note by night. In fact, he is no longer seeing eye to eye with his long-time buddy — a fuel dear — all because of a certain woman who works at a local hair salon.
The fuel dealer, who is also a musician, is well known in town for using two different totems as a pen-name of some sort.
Word reaching Blabber is that the married and lawfully-wedded and learned friend took long to entice the hairdresser and his friend, the fuel dealer, took over.
It is being said that this did not go down well with the learned legal practitioner, who started eavesdropping on the affair between the fuel dealer and the salon lady.
The legal guru is said to have started a habit of informing the wife of the fuel dealer whenever the latter goes out in the company of the salon worker.
Sadly, the learned friend has taken so much interest in women to the extent of forgetting his marriage vows as word doing the rounds is that his lawfully-wedded wife is enduring instead of enjoying marriage.
For example, the learned legal practitioner has a number of beautiful cars but it is perplexing to see his wife walking from one end of the city to the other, every other day she is spotted in town.
Interestingly, Yours Truly has seen some well-known hoodlums in town driving his cars while his wife barely knows how it feels to roll in the driver’s seat.
Shame on him!
With all his knowledge in law, which has earned him some well-to-do clients in the city, just in case he contemplates to sue us, Blabber is ready to prove his debauchery beyond any reasonable doubt even in a court of law.
Dare sue us, barefaced philanderer!
Gentle reader, the truth is that Yours Truly does not take things personal, but regrets that the man has tasted the underworld of harlotry and has since gone haywire.
You see, Yours Truly respects the marriage institution and being a brother that he is, we kindly advise him to look back and spare his wife these traumatic experiences.
After all, Blabber is watching!
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