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Yoyoyo watsapp peeps. How ya all doing? Welcome, welcome to all the new pose. And to all our Generation X club members, luv you peeps.
This week we went around the city, speaking to youth of different races, age groups and like. So check it out, this is what they contributed this week.
If you want to participate; just look out for us during the week in like the coolest places in town. If you miss out don’t sweat! Send us your pics and stuff anytime, any day on the number at the end of the page. If you don’t see it in the week you sent it; we promise you it will be in the next or the next or the next, whatever – yo all I’m saying is stay cool, don’t stress – just keep checking.
Sissy Annie.
WHAT’S WITH THE CRAZY PARTYING/GIGS/BASHES?’
Yoyoyo, as usual this month we continue giving feedback from the Party seen ya’ll. And this is what the peeps have to say.
Boys
Yah man as for me, there is no one at home yo. My father doesn’t live with us anymore and my mother has a life that takes her away for hours you know what I’m saying.
So why would I stay at home, to do what? If the adults don’t care about me, why should I care about them? I’m happy, I do my thing with the boys; before we go for a gig and all we smoke this and that just to help with the shyness thing. I’m not that I’m saying I’m shy – just that some of us young peeps are not used to the lively crowds, and it’s not cool to be afraid and withdrawn, so the herb helps out hey.
By the time we get to the party; it’s happening yo, like so happening, and we are like ready to get our groove on. Time means nothing to us. I can get home 5am and still be at school wide awake at 7.30am like serious no jokes.
AND THE GIRLS SAID
Oh whatever sis’ you are just tripping. Yes dressing up is a big part of going partying, but for a lot of us it’s all about the beats. Once I am on the dance floor, you won’t get me off. I can’t dance like the whole night every way and any way I want too. I can’t do my moves at home because all my mother does is complain. She had no idea what is in fashion these days. She is always asking me my I can’t dance decently? I don’t get it! What exactly does decent have to do with dance moves. Those two words don’t even appear in the same syllabus. Dancing is art, it’s a form of external expression of the individual. How do you decentralise that? I’m like so over my mother going on and on about this bad move and that sex move. If she only knew the sex moves I know she would die.
JOKE OF THE WEEK
Watching football games with girls can be stressful.
Lina: Babe whose that guy, is that Chris Brown?
Allan: No, that’s Theo Walcott
Lina: Hey whats that yellow card for?
Allan: It’s a warning to a player. Red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.
Lina: Ohhhhh, it’s something similar to a traffic light. Yellow warning, red stop.
Allan: Yeah yeah sure sweetie.
Lina: What about the green card?
Allan: Ohhhh come on, there’s nothing like that.
Lina: I want Arsenal to win the World Cup.
Allan: (silent)
Lina: Whose that old man he looks like Mr Bean?
Allan: Gees honey that’s the Arsenal coach. Arsene Wenger.
Lina: Oooooooh ok, soooo it means that the the coach is Manchester Wenger.
Allan: (changes the channel).
WE say IT like DAT
Vibes: From the all the way back in the 1960? Vibe has been used to describe the overall feel of a party or place.
Vibes is short for vibration and just like music can have a certain frequency or vibration that is pleading or not, so can a part, or person or a place.
Vibing is more usually describing a person maybe even one that you have your eye one.
This party has great vibes. I met this cute guy and we really vibe together,
DJ Puma really knows how to get. Room vibing.
COUNSELLING CORNER
Hello Sissie, I hv a problem of a girl asingadi kurambwa ndoita sei? Ini ndakamuudza asia noramba achiuya kumba kwedu achiti hazviite kuti asiyane neni nekuti ndaive ndiri ndoga paari.
Written by broken heart
SAY WAT?
Do u read yo Bible?
Yesterday I went to the police station to certify my documents. When I entered at the police station, I found a police officer reading the Bible, in the book of Genesis. I was very impressed so I asked him who killed Abel, Adam’s son?
He answered, “I don’t know, ask Sgt Khumalo over there. He is the one who deals with murder cases”.
WE WRITE IT LIKE DAT
DBA – don’t bother asking
QAP – Quickly as possible
VBD – Very big deal
FHO – Friends hanging out
INCYDK – In case you didn’t know
403 – Deny Access to
SNH – Sarcasm noted here
YSVW – You’re so very welcome
L8TR – Later
GRX – GraciasMerci
ULM – You love me
YGTI – You get the Idea
TLTR – Too long to read
SAYING OF THE WEEK
We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future.
Written by Danny Gumbo
ABOUT TUESDAY
CHOOSEDAY:
Chose 2 smile.
Choose 2 be happy.
Choose 2 Luv.
Choose 2 be humble.
Choose 2 be patient.
Choose 2 be kind and above all choose GOD 2 guide yolyf.
HAPPY TUESDAY.
Signed by: Mabel Shamiso Mutseriwa.
WARNING
Guyz don’t be caught on wrong side and don’t take law into your hands. By Advocate Wonder Mvududu of Mvududu Legal partners Kikikik. Father of Justice.
A LITTLE TRIVIA
Did you know that the 7 July ws the 183rd day of the year making it exactly half way through the year. So we have another 183 days left before the end of the year. So here’s wishing you a happy half year. Hope 2 c u @ d end of the remaining 183. Hope I am the first to wish you this unique wish.
Luv Zvaita.
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GENERATION X.
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