Of raging diamond wars, fight over a man

Blabbermouth
JUST like any other job, mine has its own fair share of occupational hazards. Only last week, the lady who is well known for her love for the gentlemen’s game of golf phoned yelling and hurling insults on the other end of the line.I mean the rich lady we exposed in the previous insertion. Yes, the one who is known to many golfers for her generosity as she has been sponsoring a number of golf tournaments.

In her moment of madness, she threatened everything including suing Yours Truly, yet at the same time the undertones in her tirade confirmed that Blabber was spot on in everything I penned last week.

Madam boss, we are used to it and it is in your best interest to shut up and spare us your claptrap lest we go pound for pound.

WHAT is this that we hear about the diamond dealer who has been in the courts of law not so long ago? I mean the Good Businessman, a devotee of Allah who is well known for cruising at a snail’s speed along Mutare’s Herbert Chitepo Street in his flashy V8 Lexus, Land-cruiser and BMW automobiles.

Word reaching Yours Truly is that diamond wars are far from over and it was only recently when our Asian brother was harassed by the very bouncers he engaged to convince the courts that he had no case to answer.

Blabber is reliably informed that the brawl started off at a local casino located in the premises of an exhibition park.

The diamond dealer is even said to have been pushed and shoved as the bouncers threatened to spill the beans about how he used them to defeat the course of justice in the recent court case involving diamonds.

The diamond merchant could not stand it and drove home, but the bouncers would not give in as they followed the sloshed dealer to his home in one of the city’s leafy suburbs.

With my long ears, wide eyes and loud mouth, Blabbermouth will certainly get to the bottom of this matter and dear reader you will certainly be the first to know.

With a lot on my fingertips on the alleged diamond world shenanigans, watch this space next week for the juiciest of stories. Blabber has fully charged his batteries, mark my words. He will not take any prisoners, mark my words.

SOME people never cease to amaze me!

This young businessman, who is now well known for his love for the hide the sausage game as well as his highly questionable business acumen, is at it again.

I mean the one who is now running a popular watering hole in the city which he recently rechristened.

Although it is no secret that the poor brother is on life prolonging medication, it appears old habits die hard and he can never have enough of women.

Yours Truly is reliably informed that his official wife ran amok and engaged in a cat fight with two of his thigh vendors much to the amusement of onlookers at a local shopping centre.

Incidentally, one of the vendors she clashed with is the same person who was caught with a sangoma in the re-branded night club as she sought to strengthen her influence and control in this poor boy’s inherited riches.

The incident occurred this week at that popular shopping centre in that low-density suburb that has something to do with stones.

Can someone give good advice to this thick-headed and imperceptive boy before it is too late?

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