adminWHAT is this that we hear about two self-confessed diamond dealers who were involved in two different road accidents along the same road, same day, same time, last week?
Word reaching Yours Truly is that the two diamond dealers, who are understood to have consulted the same sangoma in order to fast-track their way to riches, are living large, thanks to the all- powerful voodoo charms from the sangoma.
However, this time around they must have got their prescriptions wrong resulting in the two accidents in which one of them hit two beasts, while the other hit three along the road that leads to the diamond-rich area!
Dear reader, in case you could be wondering who these two are. One of them used to work for a company in the diamond-rich area until he opted out after amassing a number of assets and of course, after establishing a modus operandi of how to illegally siphon the precious gems. His name has something to do with trust or faith. He drives a trendy Toyota vehicle with personalised plates inscribed his name in short form.
Those in the know told Yours Truly that this dude has now turned a local popular motel into his own love nest where he invites slutty sisters to satisfy his seemingly insatiable sexual appetite.
To his credit, unlike other diamond dealers we have seen over the years, our dear brother has since bought three houses in one of the leafy suburbs located in the green side of the city.
The other one, who could be even more popular than his colleague, is also heavily involved in illegal diamond deals. In fact, this one has a biological link to the area where the precious stones come from. The diamond-rich area is, in fact, named after his surname.
Nonetheless, the story is about their ill-gotten wealth and the warning shots that came with the two separate accidents, along the same road, same day, same time, last week.
You see, Blabber is a law-abiding citizen with utmost respect for law enforcement agents, but events unfolding in our beautiful city of late have left Yours Truly questioning the integrity of some of our senior law enforcement agents.
There is this senior female cop whom many remember for her hyperactive role in that operation which brought sanity and cleanliness to the environs of most cities in the country.
Some know her better owing to her bossy character, which we are told begins at her own home.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that she has been terrorising commuter bus operators and touts, not for the sake of enforcing the law, but to allow her own vehicles to have less competition especially at an illegal pick-up point near a local bakery.
Our commissioned law enforcement agent has given our city’s learned friends, businesspeople and anyone who dares cross her path a torrid time. Some of our dear brothers and sisters especially those in business and the legal fraternity are nursing emotional wounds after a dear cop flexed her muscles.
As usual, Blabber will be out to dig deeper and sooner than later you will certainly be the first to know more about this bare-skinned cop and her shenanigans.
Watch my space!
Online Reporter