‘Older women are after me’

Yoyoyowatsap cats. How ya all doing? Welcome to all our Generation X peeps. Thanks for your items yo…keep the mirrors and words flowing, this is for ya’ll. Also listen up…if you don’t put your name to your stuff; we can’t post NHE? So remember to sign your items right!
Sissy Anni
OLDER WOMEN BOTHERING ME
Not girls, but married women. And I told them I don’t want nonsense. Why are u cheating on your husbands. Wakarambwa wese iwawo muudzei kuti if yu leave your house they will come. Myself I don’t leave if I caught one, I will tell them not to come to my house saying stupid things.
MA ZIMBABWE TODAY
MaZimbabwe today zvinhu everything we want it double double unonzwa kuti ‘’ Ndeipi Ndeipi sei sei Bhoo Bhoo , low low, sharp sharp,still still,heavy heavy, Gud Gud, hauite hauite, tapinda tapinda, murape murape, chele chele, kepe kepe, ola ola, chek chek, heya heya, takaipa takaipa, lazy lazy,waya waya, kiya kiya, take take, zakaria zakaria, ndekapi ndekapi, gochi gochi, mbijana mbijana, bye bye.
THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK
A guy asked a girl in a library;“Do you mind if I sit beside you”.
The girl answered with a loud voice
I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”.
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him “I study
Psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess u felt embarrassed right?
The guy with a loud voice said”5000 Naira JUST FOR ONE NIGHT HABA THAT’S TOO
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears “I study law and I know how to make someone feel guilty. Sent in by audie nikcy chkotah
KWANE ANONZI MA PO PO PO PO GIRLS.
NdiPO mari ye rent
NdiPO mari ye weave
NdiPO mari ye madrinks
NdiPO mari ye shopping
NdiPO PO PO PO PO PO
Sent in by Audie Nikcy Chkotah
.POEM PROMISE ME::::
Promise mbe you’ll never leave me.
Promise me no secrets and no good-byes.
Promise me you’ll never hurt me.
Promise me you’ll hold me tight whenever I’ve had a bad day.
Promise me you’ll hold me tight whenever I’ve had a good day.
Promise me you’ll never forget our anniversary.
Promise me that everything will be okay even when I am fighting with my parents.
Promise me that everything will be okay even when I am fighting with you.
Promise me you’ll never change the way you feel about me.
Promise me you’ll never lie to me.
Promise me you’ll marry me.
Promise me you’ll never divorce me.
Promise me it’s okay to cry.
Promise me you’ll miss me when either one of us is away.
Promise me you’ll always be my best friend.
Promise me you’ll always trust me.
Promise me you’ll take care of me.
Promise me you’ll never stop thinking about me.
Promise me you’ll always be there.
But most of all…
Promise me you’ll love me forever no matter what happens.
BA PARDON PIDOX MUSASA
LOVE IS OUR TRUE DESTINY.
We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone – we find it with another.
For you see, each day I love you more, Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was.
Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere. They’re in each other all along.
We began as strangers. We became friends.
We became one with each other… We remain as one forever.
BA PARDON PIDOX MUSASA
INTOXICATING VALENTINE
My Valentine, you’re all I want;
In you, I find joy and delight;
You give me everything I need;
I’m happiest when you’re in sight.
I think of you both night and day;
I’m drawn to you in pure attraction;
When you’re not here, I ache for you,
For your fulfilling satisfaction.
I dreamed of love like this, and yet,
I never thought that I would capture
The deep, exciting thrills we have,
This intoxicating bliss and rapture.
Please be my Valentine, and more;
Be my life, my world, my all;
Together we can be content,
And share life’s pleasures, big and small.
TU MA ONE AND ONLY TAKU
HEY ANNIE TZ XUEMIE PATIEY CEE..
I wanna send a huge en loud shout out to my bestie Presley pipi Tate she z th best in the whole wide world…i wanna wish her ol th best in my exams not forgetting my closest buddies Melissa,prince en malvern…i love you guys…..
2015 JUNE EXAMZ BK .
Bhachi rarazaro rakanga rageverwa ani .2 basket rakaiswa moses rakarukwanani 3 Daniel akaiswa mugomba rine shumba ngani …….
more qn nxt week travooooo fm greenside ex
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