Pastor demands more cash

What is this that we hear about a local pastor herding Gods’ sheep in that high-density suburb near the army barracks? Word reaching Yours Truly is that the pastor, whose church is known for its Christly name, shocked all and sundry when he started demanding more money from congregants in a tirade that ought to have been a normal sermon. Interestingly, informants told Blabber that the man of God went berserk as he hauled over the coals to congregants for giving him paltry earnings.

What perturbed many in attendance is that, the cash-driven church leader, who happens to be married to a woman gainfully employed as a teacher, did not mince his words as his diction laid bare his love for money.

Blabber is also of Christian background and will also tell you that this is least expected of anointed men and women of God.

Then there is this businessman running a shop at this shopping centre known by a name common among male person names.

Yours Truly is informed that this businessman tried in vain to pounce on his builder’s wife. Apparently, the businessman got to know the woman during the period the husband was doing some work at this lustful fellow’s place.

In fact, Yours Truly is reliably informed that the businessman approached the woman clandestinely several times begging for sex with full knowledge that the woman was married. Irritated by the inhumane behaviour of this bozo, a trap was set by the woman and her husband. Gentle reader, the businessman was invited to the builder’s home and the shameless dude could not think twice and went straight to the builder’s home hopping to have a taste of what he has always been salivating over.

Unfortunately for the barefaced fella, the builder was hiding behind the wardrobe as the woman pretentiously asked the unwelcome visitor to undress ahead of a one quick one in the “absence” of the husband.

Gentle reader, the man was whipped until he could hardly make his way to where his car was parked.

Just in case you had similar plans with those of our dear businessman, being forewarned is being forearmed!

Keep well!