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Yoyoyowatsap cats. How ya all doing? Welcome to all our Generation X peeps. Thanks for your items yo…keep them mirrors and words flowing, this is for ya’ll. Also listen up…if you don’t put you name to your stuff; we can’t post NHE?
So remember to put your name on your items right!
Sissy Annie
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Hi Sisi Annie, my name is Shalom, I am 15 years old. I just want to say I really appreciate you giving us teens a platform to express our youthfulness. I myself make sure my dad buys the paper every week so I can read my stuff.
In fact now he buys two each week.
One is for him and the other for mom and me kikiki.
Can I shout out to all those youths out there that write silly stuff, guyz this is not really who we all are. I wish some of you would put stuff that is encouraging and supportive and helpful.
I know this column is light hearted and not meant to be educational but sociable.
Still it would be good if we as Mutare teenagers showed each other what thoughtful and intellectual and creative minds we have.
So I send out this challenge to all of you to start sending something each week, that is beneficial to us as teens.
Once again thanks Sissy for giving us this platform, it’s up to us to make it work for our benefit right?
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DETEMBO RANGUWO IRO “ TAPERA VASIKANA.’
Maiwe mochemeiko amai, heyo iyo yazvarwa iyo mhandara.Kwangova kutaura kwaidzo chembere.
Dhomene haichemedzi vakadaro vakuru.Vasikana tapera mukanwa maiwo makarwe.
Kuti utsiure i kutodenha mago chaiko.Ko vana TETE vakapera kuendepiko?zvavatori ivo vava kutandana naidzo mhembwe.Ooh! Chokwadi Tapera Vasikana!
Ko tsika dzedu dzakapera kuendepiko,idzo dzatova nyambo.
Mari ndiyo mudzi wa devil vakadaro vakuru.Kungonzi “c” naivo vashumba ndinoreva ivo veduzve ava vakomana tinobva, tarasa muswe pfungwa saicho chana chichangozvarwa.Yowe Tapera Vasikana.. BYE PANASHE MAWAYA FROM
BUHERA HIGH XOL.
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Ndiri muexam help me guyz
Munhu anaiwa nemvura anonzi chii ne chirungu?
Mwana akafirwa nevabereki anonzi nherera. Ko mubereki afirwa nevana anonzi chii?
Mbuya Nehanda vainzi ani zita ravo chairo?
Ndivanaani vanhu two vano mhoresana kana wabatidza phone ye Nokia.
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Wife:How much do you love me.
Husband: I love you so much, I can’t measure.
Wife:No just tell me.
Husband: Okay, i am like a cell phone and you are my sim card, I am nothing without you.
Wife: Wow! That’s so romantic.
Husband: (saying to himself): Thank God she doesn’t know I’m a China phone, with four sim cards.
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Note ….Yeah, yeah, it’s like time to dip, so listen up ya’ll, check this out……don’t call us “peeps”, don’t come knocking on e’ door, jus get wt e’ program and SEND yr stuff to chat/watsapp in your own lingo (anything u want, poems, Jokes, sayings, scandal, photo’s, advice, questions, answers etc., as long as it is short and respectful). Send us your items on 0717 534 343 or email: [email protected].
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