The rocky road to success

Generation X with Sissy Annie
Yoyoyowatsap cats. How ya all doing? Welcome to all our Generation X peeps. Thanks for your items yo…keep them mirrors and words flowing this is for ya’ll. Also listen up…if you don’t put you name to your stuff; we can’t post NHE? So remember to put your name on your items right!
Sissy Annie.
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The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called Failure, a loop called Confusion, speed traps called Friends, red lights called Enemies, caution lights called Family. You will have flat tyres called Disappointments. But, if you have a spare tyre called Determination, an engine called Perseverance, insurance called Faith, a driver called Jesus, you will make it to a place called Success. By Kevin Katsvairo.
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My neighbour gave birth to twins and she is tired of regular names given to twins like Victor and Victoria, Paul and Pauline etc.,so she asked me to come up with some names and this is what I came up with: Tom and Jerry, Copy and Paste, Praise and Worship, Boko and Haram, Fix and Supply, Salt and Vinegar, Terms and Conditions, Soft and Free, Chicken and Chips, Pick and Pay, Ripe and Ready, Wash and Wear and when I asked my uncle, he said Cash andCarry.*******
Nhai Ma teacher?
Teacher: “Who is the President of
Zimbabwe?”
Children: Bigman.
Teacher: Correct, and the Minister
of. Defence?
Children: Sniper.
Teacher: Correct. What is the
capital city of Zimbabwe?
Children: Mbare.
Teacher: Very good, and who
composed the national anthem?
Children: Soul Jah Love.
Teacher: “Excellent.hamuite hamuite.. What do you
call people from Moscow?
Children: Mosquitoes.
Teacher: Perfect. How much is 2 plus 5?
Children: 25.
Teacher: “That’s great, you’re
going to be stupid like this until my salary is increased!
CHARITY TAFIRENYIKA
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Mmy prayer 2 my beloved son great Tsinzinyai Tinamate, Mwari ivai nemwana uyu nguva dzose sedoor rekombi nahwindi.
Nhamo dzake ngadzi disappear seZim dollar, mutungamirei baba makomborero ake asapere senzara yekuMasvingo,ngaakwirire zuva nezuva semutengo wepetrol kuItaly, mupei mufaro unenge wemupurisa waiswa patollgate, Amen, by greatson of Kuvikiland.
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Mind Game:
Every question has 10 marks,
Pass marks 60.
CORRECT THE SPELLING.
Q1. Rtwapne (a city).
Q2. Airblz (a country).
Q3. Amnos (profession).
Q4. Leukkcn (body part).
Q5. Aiglcr (vegetable).
Q6. Ntprhae (animal).
Q7. Labbrrkcye (fruit).
Q8. Rnsglwite (sports).
Q9.Iiahkasr (celebrity).
Q10.Iiybclec (vehicle).
U have only 1 hour and ur time starts Now. One who answers
7 – Good, 8 – Very Good, 9 – Excellent, 10 – Genius. – LADY LYIE.
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Tonde n Nhamo were classmats, Nhamo was intelgent, Tonde aikopera Nhamo, saka Nhamo aka complainer kti shaa usakope zvese nezita unocinja woisa rako. Mangwana acho vakabva vapihwa tsumo pese paive pakanzi nhamo iye ndokunyora kuti Tonde. Hedzo tsumo dzaakanyora naTonde (1) Tonde yemumwe hairambirwi sadza. (2) Rugare tange Tonde. (3) Kuseka Tonde kunge rugare. (4) Tonde itonde zvayo amai havaroodzwe. By Courage Jambaya.
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THIS IS 4 U, it isn’t 4 riches it isn’t 4 gain the rzen we cme here and lift up your name,and neva a song that o we cn do take o that z precious 4rm worshipn’ u, ths z 4 u Jesus o our worshp and o our praisings,ths z 4 u Jesus coz deep in our hearts Lord w ar so grateful,nometa wat u ar awesome God cz ths z 4 u. BY TARIE P ZIHANZU.
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