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Generation X with Sissy Annie
YOYOYO watsap peeps. How ya all doing? Welcome to all our Generation X peeps.

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Sissy Annie.
Thats me, its nt my best pic tho, bt hey, I wanted to say as youths a lot is expected of us, esp girls, to dress properly, wrk hard, obey rules all the while tryna b different nd unique, bt with evry1 tryna b diffrent, arn’t we the same?
So i’d jus like to say to the youths out ther, listen to ur parents coz the monent u regret, is the moment u lose urself, bt at the same tym, dnt let ur past determine ur futur, wat u dd in the past cnt be changed bt wat u do in the future cn b decided,remember wat u do in the futur will eventually be ur past.
Sent in by #AL-Marie Iris Hall.

JOKE OF DA WEEK
Once upon a tym they wer’ 3 pipo named Somebody, Nobody n’ Mad. One dae, somebody killed Nobody, after an hour Mad went to report the murder to a police officer. Zvinotevera ndozvakazoitika.
Mad : “officer officer”,(achifemuruka),,”Somebody killed Nobody”.
Police Officer: (vachitaridza kushamisika vachizunguza musoro).”Young man, are u mad”
Mad: “Yes officer am Mad”.
Done by Nicholas Mondoka aka Lil Mondsanobatika pa 263739089696.Cheers.
HELP!

Hie Sissy Annie, I wndr f u cnhlp to stp thz grl frm ruining our rltnship I rly luv my byfrnd w hv bn tgthr 4 4yrs I knw h luvs b ths clssmte is abt to dstry our rltnsh pplz hlp me.
GIRLS WISE-UP
Ladies if all your dude wants you for is your breasts and thighs, Send him to Chicken Inn/Nandos, because that is the only place he is going to get cheap portions.
You are worth more than a take-away girl.
Sent in my Pepita Jerome.

PARENTS AIN’T DUMB
A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming
GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled “DADDY IS AT HOME?” by Ngozi Okafor.
BOY: No, I want your hymns book called “WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?”
GIRL: I don’t have that one but maybe you should take the other one titled: “UNDER THE MANGOTREE” by Chimamanda Adichie
BOY: Fine, but don’tforget to bring “IWILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES” while coming to school
GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titled: “I WON’T LETYOU DOWN” byChinua Achebe
DAD: Those books are too many, will he read them all
GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart and intelligent
DAD: Okay don’t forget to give him the one on the table titled “I AM NOT STUPID, I

UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU’VE BEEN SAYING” by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning table titled: “IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED” by Wole Soyinka.
QUOTE OF THE DAY
We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
Sir Winston Churchill.

DOUBLA DOUBLA
MaZimbabwe toda zvinhu everything we want it double double unonzwa kuti ‘’Ndeipi-ndeipi,sei-sei ,bhoo-bhoo, low-low, sharp-sharp, still-still ,heavy-heavy, gud-gud, hauite-hauite, tapinda-tapinda, murape-murape, chele-chele, kepe-kepe, ola-ola, chek-chek, heya-heya, takaipa-takaipa, lazy-lazy, waya-waya, kiya-kiya, take-take, zakaria-zakaria,ndekapi-ndekapi, ha-ha.umm-umm and bye-bye.

QUIZ
There were two drivers in the car. The other driver was the father of the other driver’s son. What was the relationship between the two drivers?
By Panganayi Taurai.
POEMoem
Salute 2 o e Love comrades! Those huly ddwneirdgnity,arrogance 4 love,thsehu wear ringx in gesture o e battle welfght
2day. I wore my camouflage 2 fyt my own war. Fightn a war 2 resuscite my heart. I hv my AK47 on my bckrdy 2 fyt 4 love.Althgh i hvbnheartbrkn a few tymx,Bt i stll throw out thse grenades of Love, hoping, hoping 1 day that i wll be able to throw it nd sm1 grabs it.

I AM A SOLDIER 4 LOVE
Wounded,betrayed and shot @,btstil I continue wt my strggl,i am a soldier,a man oSTEEL,ifyt 4 wat i believe,ifyt 4 love,my hope is not 2 die in ths struggle. I carry m burden nw 4 my chldrn’s sake

RELIGIOUS ADVICE
The same river that Peter spent the entire night without catching any fish, is the same River where they caught thousands of fish in the morning. The issue is when Jesus came in the morning and said “Do you have any fish?” and they said no, he did not advise them to change the river instead. He advised them to cast the nets deeper. When your life is going the opposite direction, it is not about changing your company, changing your church, changing your husband or wife, or giving up. It is all about casting your faith deep in God, casting your Christianity deep in believing that God will provide. Be blessed, by Fortunate Black.

ALCOHOLIC PRAYER
Brewer who art in Chibuku, hw lowed be thy beer thy castle come thy black label would be drunken at home as it done in beer-halls .Give us ths day our daily brandy and forgive 4rm drinking coke and fanta as we forgive those who drink tea and coffee and lead us not into sobaness bt deliver us to the nearst bottlestore 4 we a the drinkers drunkers and the alcoholists forever and ever.
By Armstle.

JOKE OF THE DAY
Chinos, looking puzzled, raised his hand.
Chinos : “U said the children of Israel escaped from Egypt?”
Teacher: Yes
Chinos: “U said the children of Israel crossed the Red Sea?”
Teacher: Yes
Chinos: “U said the children of Israel also brought down the mighty walls of Jericho?”
Teacher: “Yes Chinos! What exactly is your question?”
Chinos : “When the children of Israel were doing all this, where exactly were the adults of Israel. This was child abuse??”
Sent in by Shallen.

FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT IN ZIMBABWE
Yesterday I had only $20 in my pocket. I went into a very expensive hotel and made and order of the most expensive meal they had available with the most expensive wine included. After the meal and drinks and champagne, my bill was $450 and I told the waiter I had no money and the hotel manager was called and they handed me to the police. On my way to the station I handed $10 to the officer and I was set free. This is what we call “financial management”.
Sent in by Panganayi.

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