BISHOP LAZARUS: A sermon for Cde Chinamasa, RBZ boss

Todayai??i??s sermon is basically about advice mixed with a rewind into history just to sober up the Minister of Finance Cde Patrick Chinamasa and the Reserve Bank boss, Dr John Mangudya.

Somehow Oliver Mtukudzi, our own music legend will feature somewhere because he is one superstar who would do with some frank advice. I am not sure how the lovely wife Daisy will take this one, but Bishop vari kufanirwa kusakura nekuzunza.

Before plunging into the sermon, I need to first declare that Cde Chinamasa and Dr Mangudya are two very like-able gentlemen who I am sure are very sincere in whatever they are doing for this beloved nation called Zimbabwe. They are not only sincere, but are also very hardworking and my hope is that these gentlemen wonai??i??t misconstrue this sermon.

But first letai??i??s take a visit to Pakare Paya in Norton. Last Friday, Oliver Mtukudzi held a commemorative show to remember his departed son Sam, that easy going boy who passed away while knocking on the doors of stardom.

Rest in peace youngman ai??i?? hope you are playing your lovely music for the angels!

So last Friday, thousands of people thronged Pakare Paya for this commemorative gig and I am sure Tuku and Daisy were overwhelmed by the support they got from the thousands of fans who drove all the way to Norton to be with their superstar.

Wait a minute dear reader ai??i?? ko Bishop vanoitawo zvemabhangu futi? Well, I am an outgoing Bishop and yes, for a commemorative gig for Sam, I had to be there. Takatoshumira ikoko futi.

Anyway, the show was well-attended and people had a good time. Even Tuku and Daisy had a good time. I saw them dancing. Oooh, what a sweet sight!

However, that other music legend, Simon Chimbetu would say ai???kufara kwamuri kuita pano, pane asipo.ai???

I am not talking about Sam here. There was something amiss about that show.

Selmor Mtukudzi was the missing link. Where was Selmor? I know she is currently out of the country, but shuwa shuwa Tuku can hold a commemorative show for Sam with all those other musicians Selmor asipo? No, no, no!

Letai??i??s face it, our legend made a big mistake. I really hope it was a mistake. Arrangements should have been made for Selmor to be there. Shuwa wofara nevatorwa wako mwana gwenyambira saSam asipo? That was very wrong and the whole show looked incomplete without Selmor.

Bishop Lazarus sniffed around and was told that all is not well between father and daughter. Well, I want Tuku to read 1 Timothy 5 vs 8 which says, ai???Anyone who does not provide for their relatives, and especially for their own household, has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.ai???

There is no denying that Tuku is a legend but he is a legend that must sort its family issues. We know for a fact that Sam and Selmor were very close so Selmor should have been there at Pakare Paye, tumwe tutaurwa hatinei natwo isu. buy Sublingual Viagra, generic lioresal.

We expect our legend to act like a role model and lead by example ai??i?? ahh, nhai akomana Tuku naDaisy ngavaite mushe!

Enough about Tuku and Selmor ai??i?? now back to Cde Chinamasa and Dr Mangudya. Whatai??i??s up with these two gentlemen with regards to IMF? They seem to have an obsession with the IMF, do they know something we donai??i??t know?

I have said it before and I will say it again and again ai??i?? these Bretton Woods institutions were, are and will never be a solution to our economic problems. Never, ever.

Just last week, Dr Mangudya got a rude awakening when he prematurely told the media that Zimbabwe was expecting to receive an IMF loan in the third quarter of 2016. He went on to say the loan would be a first in nearly two decades, after paying off foreign lenders by the end of June.

Before Dr Mangudya could take his seat after this announcement, the IMF in typical fashion responded through its spokesperson, William Murray.

Murray was very bold in declaring that, ai???In terms of financing, Zimbabwe cannot have a financial arrangement with the IMF because it has accumulated arrears to the poverty reduction and growth trust.ai???

So basically we are back to the same old story ai??i?? pay this to get that, do this to get that ai??i?? pure language of imperialists.

I know some will say, come on Bishop be optimist for once, but no, I wonai??i??t join a queue of fools. No. Why canai??i??t we learn that the IMF, the World Bank and the United Nations are imperialist creatures meant to maintain the exploitative and manipulative economic world order?

I know as a lawyer by profession, Cde Chinamasa will stand by the IMF and as a banker, Dr Mangudya will stand by the IMF because their schooling taught them to believe that one plus one is always equal to two.

Allow me dear reader to go a bit in history to explain why I maintain that we are wasting time hoping that the IMF will solve our problems. Bear with me because we really need to put things into context here.

At the insistence of the USA, in July 1944, a meeting was held by countries that had participated on the side of the Allied Forces during the Second World War, at Mt Washington Hotel in Bretton Woods, Washington DC.

From Africa, only Egypt and South Africa were present at this conference which was dubbed the United Nations Economic Conference and later on because of the venue where it was held, it became known as the Bretton Woods Conference.

This conference drew together the best economic minds of the time who were supposed to design a new global economic system. The primary designers of this new system were John Maynard Keynes, adviser to the British Treasury, and Harry Dexter White, the chief international economist at the Treasury Department.

Just these designers will tell you what this project was all about. Indeed, in Washington the architecture of the global capitalist system was born and little Zimbabwe was born into this system in 1980.

At this meeting three important global economic institutions were born ai??i?? first was the International Bank for Reconstruction and Development later called the World Bank. The other institution was International Monetary Fund. The third which was formed a bit later was the General Agreement of Tariffs and Trade, later called the World Trade Organisation (WTO).

Of course around the same time, the United Nations was also born with its several agencies to sanitise this new economic world order whose unwritten mandate was to spearhead the smart exploitation and monitoring of the world.

I could preach more about these institutions but this is a sermon and not a lecture on history. However, for those who doubt the reasons behind the formation of the Bretton Woods institutions, the 33rd President of the US, Harry Truman in 1945 gave the clearest hint of the role of these institutions. Referring to America he said,

ai???For the first time in history, humanity possesses the knowledge and skill to relieve the suffering of these people.

ai???The United States is pre-eminent among nations in the development of industrial and scientific techniques . . .

ai???Our aim should be to help the free peoples of the world . . .ai???

There goes dear reader. Vanhu ava havatide mhani. How could America boast of possessing ai???the knowledge and skill to relive the sufferingai??? of the people of the world?

America trying to free peoples of the world? How and why?

We need to open our eyes and minds.

To the like-able two gentlemen, Cde Chinamasa and Dr Mangudya, read Proverbs 19 vs 20-21. It says, ai???Listen to advice and accept instruction, that you may gain wisdom in the future. Many are the plans in the mind of a man, but it is the purpose of the Lord that will stand.ai???

Does anyone think itai??i??s a coincidence that the same week that the IMF was making some noise on Zimbabwe, the US government added two Zimbabwean fertiliser companies to its sanctions list? Isnai??i??t it obvious who is pulling the strings and calling the shots here?

Last time I urged Cde Chinamasa to give former RBZ governor, Dr Gideon Gono a call so that he recites to him what happened when he paid the IMF about US$120 million. Letai??i??s learn to learn from others. Hapana chitsva apa.

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