Online Reporter
WHAT is this that we hear about this other known marriage wrecker whose own marriage is now on the rocks after he deserted his family for an overseas based girlfriend?
The uncouth boy is well-known around our beautiful city, especially when he started conning people of their hard-earned cash in some botched vehicle import deals.
Yes, we all remember with pain and hate, how he deliberately destroyed several marriages around the city as he skilfully lured married women, and subsequently caught pants down with the same married women, resulting in divorces.
For those who could be itching to know who exactly Yours Truly is blabbering about, it is none other than this other dude who can be best described as fivehead.
Even if he were to wear a baseball cap low to hide his fivehead, the forehead is so big that it would protrude somehow.
The family disruptor’s first name can loosely be interpreted to mean “lion”. The name primarily refers to an astrological zodiac sign, a name meaning bravery and strength.
For those who follow the game of football, his first name will quickly remind them of this other global football legend, who some regard as the best ever player, and whose team bowed out in the finals of the recent World Cup.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that this marriage wrecker is no longer around. He went overseas after being lured by a girlfriend.
He left his wife left behind with kids, and the family is unaware of their dad’s whereabouts.
For the sake of those who are still struggling to make head and tail of the subject of this insertion, he is the same person who used to be a prominent figure of opposition politics as he travelled the length and breadth of this country with political opposition leadership.
By the way, Blabber is mindful of the shenanigans that are being unleashed by some of our dear brothers who are making money through gold mining in that other peri-urban area.
Blabber is gathering the list of men who are now in possession of a list of sexual partners, a list that can add up to a football team, all because of the proceeds of gold mining.
Women being women, public fights over these promiscuous men are now a daily thing in our beloved city, with some going to the extent of using firearms in public spaces.
Till next week, keep your fingers crossed for this exciting guns and roses story!
