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Leroy Dzenga Features Writer
Zimbabweans are amazing, they use humour to thaw the mood especially when there is uncertainty on what to say next.
Even in the toughest of situations, a joke or two always lighten the atmosphere.
There has been anxiety in the country since millions cast their votes in a record-breaking election on Monday, but the wait has been lightened by the humorous banter which has been circulating.
Below are some of the jokes which have been doing the rounds since voting was concluded:
Zanu-PF ichazongoti kepele kepele juve juve skip skip DECLARE ndirikuda manhunzi apa Chamisa akabata 10 wema spades obva anhonga Queen wema hearts, ED obva angoti zvake CLOSE . . . nyika yese mhere.
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Tinonyaradza ma independent candidate, VemuHarare Ecocash $200 including charges. Rural bucket rechibage plus huku.
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But guys dzimwe fake news dzazonyanya. Ndatoona ndaakunzi congratulations for winning MP for Muzarabani.
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Joice Mujuru, Lovemore Madhuku, Nkosana Moyo nana Khupe vaifunga kuti its OK Grand Challenge WHERE EVERYONE IS A WINNER.
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Pakadai chero ukabuditsa sextape haritenderere.
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Joice Mujuru kuita ma 1,2 kunge vari ku testa mic.
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Tine mapiritsi aya anonzi ma RRT (Rural Results Tablets), anongoshanda sema MMT. Munonwa matatu per hour panenge pachidaidzirwa ma results ekumamisha. Kana eUMP akudaidzirwa inwai 6. Ndatenda
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Chibaba Strive Masiiwa chirikurova zvacho mari nema bundle, chirikutoti ma results ngaatoita kana mwedzi chaiwo asati ataurwa. Chichingotora mari.
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The suspense is killing iniwo zvangu, ko kuzoti hanzvadzi yaChamisa yaakabheja kupa ED?
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Alcohol is so important, Bulawayo has 12 MPs, MDC Alliance won 11, they lost only one to the owner of Liqour Hub.
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As Zimbabweans await results, more jokes are likely to come out, and hopefully help maintain peace and tranquility.
Online Reporter