adminGeneration X with Sis Ann
Yoyoyo wats up cats. How ya all doing? Welcome to all our Generation X peeps. Thanks for your items yo . …eep them mirrors and words flowing, this is for ya’ll. Also listen up . …if you don’t put you name to you stuff; we can’t post NHE? So remember to put your name on your items right! Also this is for all the races, colours and religions, ya‘ll no discrimination here so we want to hear from you.
Sissy Ann
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Im Brendon in Mutare, I just wanna say wish good luck to all candidates at St Joseph’s High.
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SANDO TOPA KUNA ANI? Linda akanyora tsamba achiramba Welly. “Welly handichakuda ndakawana umwe mkomana ane mari nemota wanzwa. Saka tumira photo yangu yandakupa. Welly akabva atumbira 50 maphotos evasikana akati. “Sarudza rako udzose 49 nekuti handichakuzivi. Kkkkkkkk Sando topa kunaani? From Xian Chahuruva
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I jst wanna sau hie 2 o 2A students at Nyanyadzi High Xul and wsh da best A & O levels. Hie to TK. By Stembie and Charmanie, (Nyanyadzi)
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My name is Natasha Sithole….I wud lyk 2 say wish u e best 2 Gideon Mhlanga High and A Level students ….WORK LYK A SLAVE 2 LIV LYK A KING….Psalm 64 vs 1 – 4.
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Fas
Ting is a medicine, the word of GOD is an injection and prayer is our doctor. Faith is our medical aid card which gives us hope and endurance in CHRIST JESUS and HE is the hospital to cure all diseases and sickness. If you believe in JESUS CHRIST you shall get healed in you decision, dnt try but mke it, dnt wish but hv hpe and faith on it. Pray unto the Lord for anything that u might wnt in lyf…thanks, by a young Pastor JTM
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Man ask a trainer in the gym: I want 2 impress that girl….which machine can I use? Trainer replies: Use the ATM. By Kudzai Muparutsa / MUTARE
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PANIC AT A WEDDING…..
Rumbi naJames vakadanana asi
hazvina
kuzofamba mushe vakabva
vasiyana.
Rumbi akazodanana naCharles
nenguva
pfupi vakasvika pakubvisirana
pfuma.
Musi wemuchato, James akaendawo
akanogara nechekumashure shure,
Rumbi
paakamuona akarohwa nehana.
Mufundisi
akabvunza kuti pane here ane
chikonzero
chekuti vaviri ava vasabatanidzwe
musvitsa
tsvene.
James akabva asimudza ruoko,
Rumbi
achiona izvi akabva afenda. Vanhu
vakabva
vamhanya mhanya kuti muchati
amuke.
Amuka Rumbi, Mufundisi
akanyararidza
vanhu ndokubvunza James kuti ko aida kutii?
James ndokuti “Ndanga ndichida
kuti
taurisai. Kuno kumashure hatisi
kunatsonzwa” ©kudzidza chete gore rino
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Teacher : NAME ANY CITY YOU KNOW ? Winky B: New york City Ras P: Jorburg City Uncle Tafcare : Rhythm City Teacher : What ? Uncle Tafcare : aaah sorry Velocity Teacher : Are you crazy ? Uncle Tafcare: kikikjokes, Electricity Teacher : WHAT DO WE CALL A FATHER WHO WALK TO AND FROM WORK EVERYDAY ? Uncle Tafcare : StepFather ! Teacher : Fainted
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Hie tx Tynoe Allan want to wix all th Upper 6 @ Mutare Boyz High th best n their coming exams including Takue ,Praise, Kayz ,Batsie n Petty
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A lizards in Zmbbwe wl nver b a crcdile in Lndn .be patriotic and save yo mthrlnd and b proud o who u a.By Mubayira Mubayira at Rusape
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Hey guyz l wanna say my shout outs 2 my ex Tafadzwa n my friends n l wish ol candidates e best in their exams w cn make it gyz its yr gal Ashly
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Ini ndotii ndibatsireio koz vane dzungu uye ndiri kushushikana pluz havanzwe chirungu… please help!!
By Dickson
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Wotoona prophet vachisimudza ruoko muchurch…vanhu vose vachidonha kusara kwema usher neve media…woshaya kuti mweya wacho unotya magetsi here???rino iri…muchandiita head…pedzisai mega
Unotoona munhu achikuudza chinhu obva ati usaudze munhu i secret yangu. Wotoshaya kuti kozvino secret yake kana yatadza kugara muhana make zvino manguwo inga gare. Igore rezvidzidzo. Kkkkkkkk.
Yambiro murudo
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Hello guys…jacarandas ar blmng guys.to thse hu ar gwn to wrte Geography A lvl ths ye I jst wanna sae the sub is very easy..frst of all positive attitude ,scndly u hve to knw Zimbabwe Why? because its more rewarding to gve local exmples.thirdly let’s us dgrams wen we r xplainin our answers.ln addition let us b careful of speculation .for more inform text or app Geo pundit Tatenda Kanganga 0776462900
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Joke of the day
Vamwe baba vaive mukombi 4n yavo ndokurira. Vaona kt aive afona aive mudzimai wavo Nekuda kushamisira vakabva vaiisa paloud vanhu vese ndokunyararaIvo ndokuti Hello sweet hearty .Mudzimai ndokuti wadyirei porridge remwana
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Hey sis..hpe u duing gret..hv a blessd dae,may wateva u touch b blessd n watevar u du prospers…REMEMBA BEST THNGX IN LYF ARE WETH E BEST RISK..B4 WE FAL WE FLY..KIP FLYNG.tanyah dzvimbo
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Teen chat – OUT!
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