GOAL DROUGHT PANIC! Dynamos bring back Chinyama to fix firing flop

Innocent Kurira, Zimpapers Sports Hub

DYNAMOS have hit the panic button after a toothless start to the season and who better to call than a former goal machine?

In a dramatic move, DeMbare have appointed ex-striker Takesure “Ruud Van” Chinyama as their new strikers coach, hoping he can inject some venom into a limp frontline that’s managed just TWO goals all season, with one of those coming from the opposition!

Chinyama, a cult hero who once terrorised defences in the blue and white, returns to his old stomping ground armed with international experience from Orlando Pirates and Legia Warszawa.

The club’s goal tally is so embarrassing it’s almost criminal — with midfielder Shadreck Nyahwa the only Dembare player to hit the net so far.

In a pumped-up welcome, the club said:
“Welcome back home! Your experience and expertise will be invaluable in helping our players reach their full potential.”

But fans are asking: “can Chinyama resurrect the strikeforce or is it already game over?”

 

 

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