adminGeneration X with Sissy Ann
Yoh watsap cats. How ya all doing? Welcome to all our Generation X peeps. Thanks for your items yo . . . keep them mirrors and words flowing this is for ya’ll. Also listen up . . . if you don’t put your name to your stuff; we can’t post NHE? So remember to put your name on your items right!
Sissy Anni
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Today is 2 March so whatever you do ,do it too much . When you love, love 2 March! When you talk, talk 2 March! When you eat, eat 2 March! Just do everything too Much, it only gets 2 much once a year !!!pray 2 much
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Ok sister my name is sainos or satsoman lm a zim dancehall artiste. A pastor baptised Tarwadziwa who was a drunken master so akamunyudza mumvura 3 times and then he said to him you are born again and your new name is now Moses and no more beer again in your life. Tarwadziwa now Moses went home and the fridge was full of Lion Lager beer, achingosvika he took out all the beer akabva amanyika mumvura 3 times and then he said: “you are now born again & your new name now is fanta” Moses started to drink
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A thug entered a kombi and he said l don’t want to kill you before l know your names and the thug said “hey ambuya munonzani ambuya ndokuti Esnat & he shot the lady then he went to a young lady and he said “ sister what’s your name and she answered “Susan” and he said l wont shoot you because it is my mom’s name and he went to a young boy and said “ko tsano munonzani” and the boy said “ l am Brian but mafia repa ghetto rinonditi bla-susan.
Im satsoman.
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Pastor akapa announcement muchurch kuti murume wese anotongwa nemukadzi ngaauye kumberi, varume vakaita mudungwe kuenda kumberi kukasara kwakagara murume mumwe, zvinova zvakashamisa pastor.Vakabva vati chitipawo solution kudambudziko ratinaro pano nokuti ndiwe usina problem. The man replies, ndatonzi ukasimuka hokoyo
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Mughetto vanhu vanonyora paghedhi pavo kuti, “TINOKUYA DOVI” hamuna kuenda kuchikoro…….
Munofanira kunyora kuti “TINOKUYA NZUNGU KUSVIKA DZADOVI”
ndoShona chaiyo, munogokuya dovi kuti zviite sei……
Ndosaka musina macustomer……
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Itz Tumba @ mt selisco high.
Ndimika vekwedu vatinombotiwo vakapengenuka. Mwana auya nehomework kwanzi aise mazwi echirungu achibvisa kushona pane anotevera.
Ruoko…hand. Mabori…? Man’a…? Mbovha…? Mahobi…? Gotsi…? Mavende…? Guvhudende…? Musandirasisewo ihomework yemwana pliz irikudiwa mangwana kuchikoro in ndaikonewawo
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Jock of the day by Ras Pyne Patrick Manyika
Accident reporting in shona. Pane motokari yerudzi rwesando (hammer) yaroverana ne nhatu mbiri nhatu (323). Paita yemushana (sunny) yapotsa yapindawo mune yekuoma mutezo(hardbordy) . Pasina nguva mandimba akasvika neyekudzivirira(defender)
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By Patrick Manyika
New game TRY AND CRY,,,,,,,,,,,, Isa 4n yako pavibration woiisa mudish rinemvura wotora imwe 4n woi4nera unoona yoshambisa kunge hove ,,it’s a game lets play uudzewo vamwe titambe tose dont be selfish,,,,,,,,yoyoyoyo by Ras Payne Patrick Manyika big upp broSTM MAGOZOREdj muvandi The Rabaties na sisi Greater ndinokufungai wani,,,Marejooo.
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