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Yoyoyo wats up cats. How ya all doing? Welcome to all our Generation X peeps. Thanks for your items yo…keep them mirrors and words flowing this is for ya’ll. Also listen up…if you don’t put you name to your stuff; we can’t post NHE? So remember to put your name on your items right! Also this is for all the races, colours and religions ya‘ll no discrimination here so we want to hear from you.
Sissy Ann
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Caller: Hallo
Officer: Yes taura henyu
Caller: Ku Charge office here
Officer: Yes ndiko chaiko baba, ndingakubatsireyi neyi baba
Caller: Mungaitawo charger yekatsono here?
By Clive
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hey guys …jst wanna wsh all my fwends best wishes in their exams..esp my lytie Cee…bsty Tanya…aunty muroora Nashe…kaytee17..Tinashe n ol my niqqax frm boys hy…madwuv guyx…#T-Kay#funxz
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His sis, msg to al vari kunyora maexams avo. Let your hard work propel you to a speed so fast that luck has no choice but to ride with a winner like you. All the best in ur exams. From Dionne wasAdrissa dangamvura.
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Kuenda enda juri kuita magetsi zviri tori nani nekuti arikuenda achisiya tambo dai aienda netambo zvaitooma chaizvo. From Xian Chahuruva.
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The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people bring the brightest smile. The most damaged people are the wisest. ALL because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do. And and I am one of thoz pple. Love you teens out ther. By I.B get in touch – 0778093339
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Hey guys am Lady Tee frm mutare wanna wish the best to all form 4s at St Mary’s High in Mutare
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Hie sis Any. Im glade, aged 17. Im in 4m 4 at ST JAMES High in Mutasa district. I wan 2 say 2 O & A level candidates i wsh u gud luck as u a writing. Lastly i wan 2 grit my phrands at xul leana, carly ronaldo. Zeka, lenzoe, babton Pauline, mumsy, Selma, remember, vimbai, maatha, delight gudwish, luke , ezra en tool my xulmates thnk u.
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Which rat would u kill first? Please be sincere……..You have just come back from work to see 6 rats. • The 1st rat was eating your highest academic certificate maybe a degree Certificate. • The 2nd rat was eating your ATM card. • The 3rd was eating your Marriage Certificate. • The 4th was eating your land and house ownership documents. • The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project. • The 6th was eating your Bible. Which one would you kill first? Send it to your friends and see funny replies. But first, send me your answer.
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Hi guys its ur boy Tatzateza I am just wishing all the upper sixes and form 4s the best of luck in the exams ,and all the grade sevens at Hillcrest and other registered centers the best of luck in their Cambridge and Chisz Exams as well. Pass with flying colours
Your friend Tatenda Chemwaita
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Chinoz anosvka panorwa Pamela naFadzie, ndobva avabata
Chinoz: ko murikurwirei?
Pamela: Fadzie aona ndakanyarara ndobva atora advantage.
Chinos: atora chii?
Pamela: advantage.
Chinos: iwe Fadzie dzorera munhu advantage yake mutambe zvakanaka, udza baba vako vakutengerewo yakoo! Kkkkkk pakaipa.
Tinashe Manyande
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Mundiregerewo nekunyarara hama neshamwari, ndakaitiwa Cheyameni weHWAZ ( HEAT WAVE ASSOCIATION OF ZIMBABWE ), saka hey pressure yacho ma1 chaiwo, basa hobho so, ndofunga makaiowonawo progress yedu kusvika patave, hanty? my is Tinotenda
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Hey l want 2 give a shout to Natasha Mpando ,salaz n all o my friends from Ncube Sinokuthula
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Hy sis Annie,mi boyfriend is cheating me with another girl what should i do? Tanyaradzwa J
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Richie Gremu here…juss wanna sae halla 2 ol thoz hu knw m n 2 ol thoz hu are writin’ exams …..’’luk upward 4 inspiration, downward 4 desperation bt not sideways 4 information’’…..wish u e best n wat u deserve guys….kip t safe.
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Uncle tafcare request ***Guys pray for me please please please ! I need to see the doctor because iam developing/having an eye problem. You know what ? , each time i look into my WALLET I see nothing {inside} . My eye are uuuuummmm, i dont trust my eyes anymore… Thank you for prayers
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Two boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn’t bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: “One For Me, One For U….One For Me, One For U…” He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest . . . ”Father, pls come with me . Come & witness God & satan sharing the dead at the cemetery!” They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: “One For Me, One For U…. One For Me, One For U….” Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said: “What About The Two At The Gate?” You should have seen the marathon that followed, Wah!!! The priest almost ran past the church gate shouting:”We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!”. …. Now U’re laughing… .Don’t be selfish, send it to your friends. Put a smile on someone’s face……….0737236180
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Note ….Yeah, yeah, it’s like time to dip, so listen up ya’ll, check this out……don’t call us “peeps”, don’t come knocking on e’ door, jus get wt e’ program and SEND yr stuff to chat/watsapp in your own lingo (anything u want, poems, Jokes, sayings, encouragement, yr photo’s, advice, questions, answers etc., as long as it is short and respectful). Send us your items on 0717 534 343 / 0717 534 342 or email: [email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>. Note ya’áll it’s not a chat group, just a platform for you to express your creative selves.
Teen chat – OUT!
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