Of churches and immorality

YOURS Truly has his big lance out at affairs in this long established place of worship whose name has got something to do with unity.

While pentecostal churches have predominantly been in the thick of the storm on the immorality clause and infidelity, this time, the tables have changed.

Yours Truly because of his gentle nature wants to just send a warning shot before firing at our holier than thou men of cloth in the righteous church and let them know the zooming eye of Blabber is upon them.

Last week, we exposed one of its church leaders who was humiliated on the podium during a service in this high-density suburb whose name has water connotations.

Yours Truly is informed that the male church leader got more than what he bargained for when a fellow church member stormed the church service and went straight to the podium where the church leader was addressing the congregation.

However, he is not the first and information reaching Yours Truly is that more of these men of lustful appetite are in this church and have been enjoying the cover-up of being revered men of cloth.

As much as I hold the deepest respect for the church, it is with this respect that I am going to ensure sanity and honour is brought back to the name of our noble clergymen and not the wolves that masquerade in sheep’s cloth among them.

Keep on the look out!!!

Blabber hears the sun don’t shine no more for this popular learned medical practitioner who recently had an unfortunate date with the Sheriff.

When it was clear blue skies with the greenbacks in surplus, this learned friend of ours who restores good health was known to be a big spender though he tried very much to stay out of the range of Blabbers zooming eyes.

But as always information has its ways of reaching my ears somehow, not that I love gossiping, NO, but I guess it is my divine calling from the Man Above.

Back to the issue at hand, like I said this week I am just giving teasers, so Yours Truly is hearing that our friend has landed in a big cesspool amounting to tens in thousands of dollars with several of his property on the hammer.

I do not wish bad for our learned friend, as the Lord knows times are hard nowadays, even for Yours Truly, but as Blabber I only want to expose the goings on in our midst that we may learn.

What is this Yours Truly is hearing about this popular entertainer in the eastern border city whose name has got something to do with an apostolic sect that is succulent.

He got so popular, particularly, in this section of the suburb that is a few kilometres from town.

Yours Truly has learnt that he has taken his artistic wizardry to the bed. The youthful dude is boasting and telling everyone who cares to listen that he can play horizontal gymnastics with anyone he so wishes and he has proven beyond reasonable doubt that he can be a shrewd bed-hopper.

In that suburb, the youthful girls all wish to bed him.

And his relationship with a female law enforcer from the same suburb has become a public secret and rumour has it that the two are having it flesh to flesh.

Fine, no problem, but his bed-hopping antics with several other women who seem to be overwhelmed by his “celebrity status” and waning career in the banjo industry is becoming a concern.

Facts are that he does not like to wear some protective clothing and he brags about it.

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